paranoia?

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Thanks flightrisk! Originally Posted by Perryay
wearing them down one handle at a time.
"Atleast I gave Perrya a laugh ..even if it took till my last day to do it.." Last day??????? are you about to be ??????? in a way he has become a part of us with each banning , mods don't hate me, I like this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OSD, I was thinking too that they made a movie about it!! "Bob and Carol, OSD and Alice!! Originally Posted by Laker
It was buddy with AFT, me with very open mind civilian girl. After the shock they did there thing. Then a swap, and other guy left. And then one of the few times I enjoyed a duo. Then the look on the girl working for the hotel, when I handed her both sets of keys with both girls, priceless!!!!!!!!!
su I was almost like that, visited a lady not too long ago, she had given me the apartment number and unit, I went up the wrong quad, was banging on her door, she wasn't home, called her back and found I was in the next quad over from her. Was lucky like su though, as no one home at the first apt.![/quote] was going back to see a regular, heading up the elevator, a guy next to me with a pizza in his hand..door opens at the floor, we both step out, walk down the hall side by side, now its beginning to get weird, but forging on we get to the room, I start knocking on the door, giving him a weird look, as hes giving me a weierder look while putting the key in the door.He enters and his girl inside is looking at me like WTF??along with him now,i just shrugged my shoulders, said OOOppps! and walked away...She changed her regular room and we failed to get on the same page, couple of texts later was on my way up one more floor..
flightrisk - They should have offered you a slice since you were there for a piece! OSD - where's the pizza emoticon!
so now your under the impression Im gonna kiss your ass, not this life, you pompas piece of shit.... Originally Posted by BLATTA
I do apologize Jack, I should have sat back and taken a couple of breaths,no matter what, those words should not have been said. Originally Posted by flightrisk
No matter what happens next, I am speechless.
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flightrisk - They should have offered you a slice since you were there for a piece! OSD - where's the pizza emoticon! Originally Posted by Perryay
No matter what happens next, I am speechless. Originally Posted by jackfengshui
Perryay, maybe jymie can find a bigger one.

jack,
Does anyone ever get paranoid going to the hotel? Nit for LE reasons but maybe that someone sees you pulling into there and asks you why or passes info onto someone that they saw you there?

Certain hotels I know what I can say about picking up a client or coworker from out of town. Others don't necessarily fit the hotels that fit that bill.

Curiosity killed the cat.... Originally Posted by stuckinsyracuse
maybe it could be as easy as saying you pulled off to take a call, "GEE, I didn't even know hotels like that existed"?..didn't someone come up with a song, "thats my story, and i'm sticken too it"! seems like the more elaborate you try to concoct something, the more pitfalls.Especially if confronted with LE, keep it short, keep it simple, and stick to it...
No matter what happens next, I am speechless. Originally Posted by jackfengshui
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! TOUCHE! I'm "cringing"...not one of my prouder moments..
Paranoia is a "state of mind" That's why I don't believe in it. I don't have anything but obscure conjecture and whimsical anecdotes about such things...Am I paranoid no...crazy yes...

Reminds me of advice about paranoia and life given to me by my zen martial arts master and philosopher Phe-yuk-yu. I asked him how to not be paranoid and he told me there is only one thing to do to gain the answers that I seek...He said: "calm yourself...sit down in front of a mirror...look at the reflection and imagine that you are me...Now gently say my name...Phe-yuk-yu"...and that is all he said!
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Originally Posted by jymie
about the same but jymie's is a better one. ok with two pizzas lets