(Masterbating) getting caught in the act

Hun if you caught me in the bathroom playing with my kitty you would be in lots of trouble cuz im pretty nasty when im horny, i maybe would of ate you alive.YuMM
Pity that wasn't a unisex bathroom Chrissy - I think if I walked in and found you doing that I would have had a heart attack! Of the good kind, if there is such a thing ...

windowshopper - Crissy Ann, Bianca, or any of them doing that in a car next to me would equal a car wreck. Everyone who knows me knows that I suck doing more than one thing at a time - and seeing that would make me forget all about driving. Originally Posted by MountainHiker
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Yeah.... I would love sometime to "catch" a woman masturbating... Damn, that's a hot, hot thought!!!
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Hun if you caught me in the bathroom playing with my kitty you would be in lots of trouble cuz im pretty nasty when im horny, i maybe would of ate you alive.YuMM Originally Posted by Crissyann
I just wish you would bring your "pretty nasty when im horny" self to the Southwest part of Houston and we will see who gets eaten alive.
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Yeah.... I would love sometime to "catch" a woman masturbating... Damn, that's a hot, hot thought!!! Originally Posted by TxTraveller
I accidentally walked in on an EX-SO doing that.. back when we were together. She was so into it, she didn't even notice when I entered the room.
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Yeah.... I would love sometime to "catch" a woman masturbating... Damn, that's a hot, hot thought!!! Originally Posted by TxTraveller

Would you:
Beat it ?
or
Offer to give her a hand?
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How about a deposit!
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  • 01-23-2011, 10:57 AM
I accidentally walked in on an EX-SO doing that.. back when we were together. She was so into it, she didn't even notice when I entered the room. Originally Posted by SAMURAI7ASSASSIN
You were honing your ninja skill eh?
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LOOOOL!
I was driving I10 East, somewhere between Orange and Lake Charles when I saw this hot woman rubbing away.....


Never really caught outside of the norm. However, during OSUT, our platoon lucked out in that we had 3 urinals and 3 commodes for the 20 of us (other platoons had 1 each). So, we designated one of the stalls as the nap and other stuff stall. So, I'm enjoying our stash of High Societies when someone yells "Attention!", I barely got them restashed before the Captain came through.
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Speaking of getting caught in the act, watch the most recent episode of modern family.