So I've gotten my first no review & in my defense ...

Men should be clean & showered fresh it is on my ad ! If you stink I do NOT HAVE TO MAKE YOU WASH YOUR ASS & I do NOT owe my money because your mother didn't teach you to wipe from front to back ... Not my problem !
All the rest of you can suck his ass cause he's on Eccie I'm not fixing to treat any man that smells or acts like he's crazy Af any different because I might get a NO REVIEW ! I wrote this so HE (googol whatever his name is) can understand why the date was shitty & the guys that LOVEEEEE MEEEEEE ALSO ! I think it's so funny how you let LITTLE OL ME ruffle your feathers .. You must comment on everything I post lol it's all good I'd love to tell you where to stick your opinion but I'm sure some Eccie hoe already has her Mandingo strap there hahahhaaaaaaaaaaa BACK TO THE MONEY
australian_hell_yun's Avatar
For the love of God.

Can the Mods just BAN her for life.
Lol lol lol
For the love of God.

Can the Mods just BAN her for life. Originally Posted by australian_hell_yun
Pure trash. I wouldn't touch her with the pecker of someone else. Not sure where she came from, but no where I would go for sure.
Pure trash. I wouldn't touch her with the pecker of someone else. Not sure where she came from, but no where I would go for sure. Originally Posted by David-Louisiana
One mans trash is another mans treasure
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Men should be clean & showered fresh it is on my ad ! If you stink I do NOT HAVE TO MAKE YOU WASH YOUR ASS Originally Posted by Angel Fox
Wouldn't it be in your best interest if you did, though? Why go through a session with his stinky ass instead of asking him to take a shower? Makes no sense to me.


& I do NOT owe my money because your mother didn't teach you to wipe from front to back ... Not my problem ! Originally Posted by Angel Fox
Definitely a girl thing, but wouldn't that just make your ass crack stink more?
DallasRain's Avatar
lol my SO says men wipe from back to front!
Well I was just eating my cheerios and enjoying the banter. But read this line...


If you stink I do NOT HAVE TO MAKE YOU WASH YOUR ASS & I do NOT owe my money because your mother didn't teach you to wipe from front to back ... Not my problem !


Some would argue that it was not YOUR money but HIS. But I do suppose possession is 9/10ths of the law.
It didn't start smelling til the act .. It was his ass ! If he came in and smelled me he would want the money back .. I'm not smelling ass for free lol
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Not saying for free. But should have been a half-hour rate. No matter the circumstances, $250 for 20 minutes is a rip-off. You should not have even started the BJ the instant you smelled his nastiness.

Honestly, I don't know how these guys show up with smelly balls. I ALWAYS shower upon arrival. For my benefit as well as hers.

Anyway, why in the hell would you not tell him to clean up?!? I guaran-fucking-tee you I would not go down on a pussy that smelled of urine or shit or strong B.O. It's a business. If he stinks, he's not holding up his end of the deal.

Tell him to take his money and leave or have him take a shower. Shit's not complicated.
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Men should be clean & showered fresh it is on my ad ! If you stink I do NOT HAVE TO MAKE YOU WASH YOUR ASS & I do NOT owe my money because your mother didn't teach you to wipe from front to back ... Not my problem ! Originally Posted by Angel Fox
I'm gonna say that for myself I will make them wash their ass and shame them until they do if I must. I'm not their mama I'm a paid companion that expects a CLEAN ASS. No you don't owe them your money after they done their thing that's bullshit. Most have clean asses. Sad you had to deal with dirty ass if that's truly the case here
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Melissa you need to get to Lafayette sometime. I have a probable yes review waiting for you if your skills are as special as I've heard they are.
Well when it started smelling it was midway over .. All that pumping was airing some cracks he hadn't cleaned in years out ! I get along with everyone he even told me save his number so he can come back and see me .. Skny yes that's the case ... Why would I single him out ? Out of all the men I see ? I wouldn't !!!!! He's a nasty little troll !!!!!!!!!!! If it smelled when I was giving Bj I would have given his money back r asked him to wash ... That wasn't the case ... He was smothering the smell on my blankets !!!! GROSS �� And during RCG he was smothering it in my fucking blanket lol but when he got behind it .. Ass met air & it smelled like old crawfish in a trash can at a park ... THAT BAD ! I thought he had shit I changed everything !!!!!
Melissa you need to get to Lafayette sometime. I have a probable yes review waiting for you if your skills are as special as I've heard they are. Originally Posted by Brmike1963
Come your way sometime...I earn my dollars 1 at a time.. lol
I just love to please....and I have a special treat for you whenever we meet up...
M.M