Providers and STD testing

Milenko's Avatar

I wish it was mandatory for all Hoogars to place an ad to include a clean test result. I always keep my most recent test available.
Originally Posted by Toyz
Brilliant idea, but the only way for that be relatively secure is if said Hoogar and Monger both offered to show the original during the session. If it was simply a post on the ad and a lot of them actually started posting them, you know that hundreds of devious Hoogars would just copy the pic and post it as their own.

I thought maybe a second tier of "verification" would work. Like if a Mod saw your original test results, you would get a special verification status that would last 3 months.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 01-17-2016, 03:23 PM
Brilliant idea, but the only way for that be relatively secure is if said Hoogar and Monger both offered to show the original during the session. If it was simply a post on the ad and a lot of them actually started posting them, you know that hundreds of devious Hoogars would just copy the pic and post it as their own.

I thought maybe a second tier of "verification" would work. Like if a Mod saw your original test results, you would get a special verification status that would last 3 months. Originally Posted by Milenko
Good point on the copy and paste...

And if you knew much about our local MODS you wouldnt be quick to trust them I assure you. (not meant as a bashing just responding to your idea).
TehRyc's Avatar
Brilliant idea, but the only way for that be relatively secure is if said Hoogar and Monger both offered to show the original during the session. If it was simply a post on the ad and a lot of them actually started posting them, you know that hundreds of devious Hoogars would just copy the pic and post it as their own.

I thought maybe a second tier of "verification" would work. Like if a Mod saw your original test results, you would get a special verification status that would last 3 months. Originally Posted by Milenko
That's as simple as them writing their forum name in pencil over the results. Some where where it would be super impossible to photoshop off. This isn't a terribly complicated idea to implement except for the fact that most don't "actually" get tested as often as they say they do and topics that bring it up usually result women merely high-fiving each other's supposed safety, or laying dormant to the back of the forums list.
Wear a condom. Use protection. Get tested. Stay educated. Don't take risks you can't handle the consequences to. Play safe. Have fun.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 01-17-2016, 05:17 PM
Wear a condom. Use protection. Get tested. Stay educated. Don't take risks you can't handle the consequences to. Play safe. Have fun. Originally Posted by snkapeek
MOM???
I see we're lacking for material in the Austin forum so we circled back around to this oldie but goodie.. Let me know when the show ur taint thread rolls back around.. *dramatic eye roll*
I would say shoe fits both feet, guys whens the last time y'all got tested, please feel free to bring it to all your sessions, but trust me that's not gonna change activities that happen with MOST girls. Not just in tx allot of places you always have guys say there favorite sayings,

"I'm snipped I can't get you pregnant". Or...
" I'm clean baby, please I'll pay more "....

I am not saying results laying around close to show a client at your house your clean if asked, but are you men willing to carry around your results too???

Ijs it's not like some of you are fucking just your spouse's and one of us, your the same as us, your fucking many people, and some girls are just not the cleanest creatures on this board.
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Ijs it's not like some of you are fucking just your spouse's and one of us, your the same as us, your fucking many people, and some girls are just not the cleanest creatures on this board. Originally Posted by shayla84
Yeah...... that's for sure.... some come from the streets and corners fucking a dozen guys a day in parking lots without the benefit of a shower much less protection........
I get tested about twice a year since I've been hobbying. It has served me well so far. I suck, and love to be sucked and so far so good. If it smells weird stay in the clear. And if it smells the freshest you still better get tested.
Raikage's Avatar
Oh look it's the yearly STD thread, what did I miss?

Honestly though I think it's a great idea to be required to show std tests and proof of birth control but only the high dollar 300+/hr ones cuz you gotta be fucking stupid to pay someone 300+/hr just to ejaculate in the same rubber that you can ejaculate in at a much better price elsewhere or for free with your wife lol.
Personally you shouldn't just get tested to show someone else so you can risk your health again fucking Lol but you should get tested because it's your body, your life that's at risk and whom ever your fucking, giving kisses to or touching on a regular.
quzi's Avatar
  • quzi
  • 01-18-2016, 10:19 PM
gonna twist an old saying:

TEST early TEST often
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 01-18-2016, 11:30 PM
Coming soon from Toyzindustreez..your personal STD test at home kit...only $37.50.

"Just stick-in-yo-dick" & testing only takes a few seconds...if the light turns green...you're clean...if it turns blue..you need some antibiotics...if it turns red...well, don't worry, cause T.I.'s STD checker comes equipped with 4 SHICK razor blades which will decend on your talley whacker & cut that fucker clean off it the light turns red...you will be a danger to no one anymore.

T.I's STD Checker...keeping infected pricks outta the collective pussy for over 60 days...
knotty man's Avatar
i usually just stick my fingers under my armpits and tickle myself a couple times to see if im alright.
nothing like a couple of "test tickles" to make you feel like a man
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Let me know when the show ur taint thread rolls back around.. *dramatic eye roll* Originally Posted by Eryn
Be careful whut yew axsk fer. Yew jus' mite gi t it!