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Try having someone leave you a little present in your shower. And you don't see it until after they leave because that is when you went to clean up the bathroom.

I was so horrified/disgusted and simultaneously pissed off that I ran out of my in-call, down the street looking for him. He saw me coming and took off running. I screamed after him to never bother coming back, because he is a disgusting excuse of a human being.

It was very dramatic, I'm sure I looked like a crazy woman, (people were staring, lol) but it still gave me some satisfaction....however, it did not save me from having to clean that shit up (literally). Worst provider moment of my life. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
Nasty muthafucka shitted in your bathtub and took off running when you were coming for him! LMAO!!!