Can any providers verify the claim of this man's monstrous meat rocket? Originally Posted by mayorcastroGotta love the hobby, even the guys wanna see this thing
- Jislander
- 03-29-2016, 10:52 PM
- Gorgeous_Boriqua
- 03-30-2016, 05:24 AM
You all are HILARIOUS!!
I enjoyed some of your jokes and remarks. Camille was on point as she often is, why worry about something no one has control over and no one else to blame for... have some fun!
Anyone remember those days when you could have orgasms with your clothes still on?
I'm still able to do this.
In the right setting you can give me a look with no physical contact and I'm dizzy and shivering and tingling all though my body.
Even though penetration can be pleasant, this isn't my favorite.
Penetration can be unpleasant though, and [apologies now for how sexy this isn't going to sound] here is some more info:
A. No the V is not one size fits all, we humans all have different shapes - find the right compatible size and shape that makes your toes curl and make the world a better place with more satisfying love making.
B. There are more than the two reactions "big cocks" and a few more are "er" and "um" and "ugh" and "I just started my period"
C. Stretching - sure, snaps back but like elastic you can bust that sucker loose (another person mentions bruising, tearing, etc. stuff I'm not trying to deal with) so take care of your cookie or your partner's cookie... whisper to the cookie, pet the cookie, give the cookie a fighting chance.
Talking about size and keeping it hard, I have to agree more with the person who mentioned that we ladies want to have fun and know that you are enjoying yourself.
I don't need anything on our dates to stay hard (I mean, unless I was gauging their attraction to me by the harder it was, and I don't because I'm not a kid anymore, it's not logical with the variations of people's bodies and what I've learned about penises so far) for me to make some mf awesome memories for us both.
If it was RW and I fell for someone who had his penis cut off in a freak accident, we'll figure something out if we're mature enough about it.
A guy watching me dance or watching me with that "you're turning me on" look, or putting his hands on my hips to instruct me how he wants me to move, or being kissed all over my body ... are in my top 10 most enjoyable sexual activities.
Seeing my man's eyes roll back because he enjoys my tickles or soft caresses or me kissing him all over his body... this gets me not only in the mood but makes me feel great and YES being able to enjoy a man's company makes me want to spend more time with them and making love also.
And on that note - I have refused full service for a non compatible "D" but offer to make up for it with other creative substitutional activities...
***
This is a classically funny stand-up act, and 11:50 is where she starts on the size topic .. (at 13:51-14:55 I have to say I totally agree with her lol)
"I don't want anything I have to have vaginal rejuvenation surgery for ... ok maybe once, just to see what it is like, but not all the time"
I enjoyed some of your jokes and remarks. Camille was on point as she often is, why worry about something no one has control over and no one else to blame for... have some fun!
Anyone remember those days when you could have orgasms with your clothes still on?
I'm still able to do this.
In the right setting you can give me a look with no physical contact and I'm dizzy and shivering and tingling all though my body.
Even though penetration can be pleasant, this isn't my favorite.
Penetration can be unpleasant though, and [apologies now for how sexy this isn't going to sound] here is some more info:
A. No the V is not one size fits all, we humans all have different shapes - find the right compatible size and shape that makes your toes curl and make the world a better place with more satisfying love making.
B. There are more than the two reactions "big cocks" and a few more are "er" and "um" and "ugh" and "I just started my period"
C. Stretching - sure, snaps back but like elastic you can bust that sucker loose (another person mentions bruising, tearing, etc. stuff I'm not trying to deal with) so take care of your cookie or your partner's cookie... whisper to the cookie, pet the cookie, give the cookie a fighting chance.
Talking about size and keeping it hard, I have to agree more with the person who mentioned that we ladies want to have fun and know that you are enjoying yourself.
I don't need anything on our dates to stay hard (I mean, unless I was gauging their attraction to me by the harder it was, and I don't because I'm not a kid anymore, it's not logical with the variations of people's bodies and what I've learned about penises so far) for me to make some mf awesome memories for us both.
If it was RW and I fell for someone who had his penis cut off in a freak accident, we'll figure something out if we're mature enough about it.
A guy watching me dance or watching me with that "you're turning me on" look, or putting his hands on my hips to instruct me how he wants me to move, or being kissed all over my body ... are in my top 10 most enjoyable sexual activities.
Seeing my man's eyes roll back because he enjoys my tickles or soft caresses or me kissing him all over his body... this gets me not only in the mood but makes me feel great and YES being able to enjoy a man's company makes me want to spend more time with them and making love also.
And on that note - I have refused full service for a non compatible "D" but offer to make up for it with other creative substitutional activities...
***
This is a classically funny stand-up act, and 11:50 is where she starts on the size topic .. (at 13:51-14:55 I have to say I totally agree with her lol)
"I don't want anything I have to have vaginal rejuvenation surgery for ... ok maybe once, just to see what it is like, but not all the time"
- saustin
- 03-30-2016, 05:58 AM
- CoverMe
- 03-30-2016, 07:31 AM
A suggestion, take it or leave it: ISO for ladies who enjoy fisting. They'll be the ones who are already prepped for a Big Gun assault.
- Keyzer Soze
- 03-30-2016, 10:09 AM
JT56z3riQ9A[/youtube] Originally Posted by Gorgeous_Boriqua;
This is a classically funny stand-up act, and 11:50 is where she starts on the size topic .. (at 13:51-14:55 I have to say I totally agree with her lol)
"I don't want anything I have to have vaginal rejuvenation surgery for ... ok maybe once, just to see what it is like, but not all the time"
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GB this is the best post on this silly thread,video was hilarious.
- JohnnyYanks
- 03-30-2016, 10:42 AM
- Guest021217
- 03-30-2016, 10:46 AM
Heh
- Daktari
- 03-30-2016, 10:54 AM
To brake the ice, just use Private 8ball's line, 
The line works better if you're a brother.
The line works better if you're a brother.
- max3
- 03-30-2016, 12:24 PM
- hittinit
- 03-30-2016, 12:34 PM
Great thread. Beats the dramatic ones. Enjoyed the jokes.
And that Too Boo-Koo...sounds like a star wars character (from the planet uranus no less)
And that Too Boo-Koo...sounds like a star wars character (from the planet uranus no less)
- max3
- 03-30-2016, 12:40 PM
- hugewang512
- 03-30-2016, 02:16 PM
<<<<<<< no words are needed just look at my name lol and pic
- Guest112916
- 03-30-2016, 03:11 PM
Originally Posted by Max3 - Ladies I will show youYou do realize we no longer have restrictions on pictures posted.
Post a pic of that gila monster in this bitch and post a poll thread.
- Joe Buck
- 03-30-2016, 03:39 PM
- OldYeller
- 03-30-2016, 03:46 PM
Hey, OP - take a look at Bonn11's reviews. He loved taking pictures of his "huge" dick, so just compare yours to his, and date the same gals he dated if you're not bigger.