A positive note....

BenderUnit's Avatar
A pair of cheap slacks is like a good shortstop--great at nabbing balls in a tight spot.
Guest071315's Avatar
Nicely said Maria!
Hi Ryan, hope you are having a swell week. (I can still see that cute behind)
TonyStark's Avatar
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
OldGrump's Avatar
If you think your day is going sour, click below:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/195018...ea_commercial/

That oughta' make everything else look rosy.