Anyone have "The One That Got Away?"

Umm... so stop sending me PMs? I will not give you a discount. I will not give you anal. I will not make any exceptions for you, no matter which of your handles you use to contact me or offer to review me. Aren't you the creepy guy that had an entire conversation with himself between his two handles on a review? Yep, here it is: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1422043

Keep my name out of your mouth, please. Thanks. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Dang. Some dudes can't take no for an answer! (Inside joke,glad you're back Caroline.)

Goddam Space, we've been missing your crazy MD ass in here! Where the hell you been? Frickin running off with Caroline Davenport or some shit? No goddam wonder she takes forever to reply to my damn PMs! lol. She b busy, real busy...
Originally Posted by pxmcc

Umm... so stop sending me PMs? I will not give you a discount. I will not give you anal. I will not make any exceptions for you, no matter which of your handles you use to contact me or offer to review me. Aren't you the creepy guy that had an entire conversation with himself between his two handles on a review? Yep, here it is: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1422043

Keep my name out of your mouth, please. Thanks. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Damn dude she put your ass on blast!

You have no choice other than to keep it movin'. You'd be much happier.

Umm... so stop sending me PMs? I will not give you a discount. I will not give you anal. I will not make any exceptions for you, no matter which of your handles you use to contact me or offer to review me. Aren't you the creepy guy that had an entire conversation with himself between his two handles on a review? Yep, here it is: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1422043

Keep my name out of your mouth, please. Thanks. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

dayum. mmmk... ones that got away. His name was Dan, really fair skinned, sexy as all get out, and I met him 1 week before I moved to Colorado for college. We talked for awhile after I let but long distances is no bueno, especially the younger you are.

apply cold water to that burn

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Wow just saw this. Ha ha, alright will do. I always give you props Caroline, but won't ever make that mistake again! lol.

But I'm impressed in how you avoided points on that one. (I finally read the rules. Who knew?!) You are much smarter than other Hooktards.

And my 2 handles talking to each other, come on you gotta give me credit for creativity on that one. Bet that was an Eccie first. Alas, Spice is pretty sharp as well, and Kiss My Lilly White Ass (KMLWA) got 86ed, while px got stuck in Eccie's Big House for a while over that caper. lol. I created KMLWA cause I promised a provider a review and felt bad that I couldn't write it cause px had gotten a ban cause some chick stole my Eccie password and gave it to a Dallas hobbyist who was writing reviews and iso's from my handle. It was one of the weirdest things ever, I kid you not. I still have his White Knight reviews of this chick in my profile.

The background on the convo between px and KMLWA was a hobbyist assaulted a provider. I was putting him on notice that that was No Bueno. Pretty sure he realized that probably wasn't a great habit to develop when you got crazy fucks like px around always ready to scrum. lol. I'm the crazy guy you want on your side when shit is going down.

Damn dude she put your ass on blast!

You have no choice other than to keep it movin'. You'd be much happier. Originally Posted by kerwil62

Nah Ker I think everything is funny. It's not a big secret that I negotiate or that I prefer Greek. Win some, lose some, is how I see it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

But as far as PMs, I sent around 2 about a year ago. "Crazy stalker dude!" lol. I might go ahead and post em all since the chick is tryin to make me look bad, and Greek requests and discounts have already been admitted into evidence and stipulated. Mods, any problem with that? I'm going to take 1 more look at the rules before I do. Yay for law school lol. Prbly start a new thread since it's off topic to this one.

Ah shit I just cleaned out my PMs. Damn. Caroline, I give you permission to publish, in full, each and every PM that I sent you so you can prove your point.
Or forward them to me and I will post em in a new Coed thread. Yes, you are correct, I'm calling your bluff. Show your cards, or stfu.

When I found out no Greek and no discounts, it was a wrap for me. lol. I expect one or the other, and usually both lol.

K back on topic. Anyone else have the one that got away?

There are 3 providers I know of that prefer not to see me.

AlyssaXOXO
Dorthy_Monroe
Caroline Davenport

Of those 3, only CD is not BSC and hateful. The first two are off MY list because of that.

Caroline and I even had a long chat one day through PMs on a cold, dreary day.

So, I consider Caroline as the one that got away.

And, Citizen44, no need to chime in on this. We know your thoughts on the subject.

But as far as PMs, I sent around 2 about a year ago. "Crazy stalker dude!" lol. I might go ahead and post em all since the chick is tryin to make me look bad, and Greek requests and discounts have already been admitted into evidence and stipulated. Mods, any problem with that? I'm going to take 1 more look at the rules before I do. Yay for law school lol. Prbly start a new thread since it's off topic to this one.

Ah shit I just cleaned out my PMs. Damn. Caroline, I give you permission to publish, in full, each and every PM that I sent you so you can prove your point.
Or forward them to me and I will post em in a new Coed thread. Yes, you are correct, I'm calling your bluff. Show your cards, or stfu.

When I found out no Greek and no discounts, it was a wrap for me. lol. I expect one or the other, and usually both lol.

K back on topic. Anyone else have the one that got away? Originally Posted by pxmcc

First, I know the guidelines a lot better than you. I was a mod for a short time, after all. Don't think that's why they didn't point me. There are certain mods and admin who are just chomping at the bit to screw with me because I dared to have shit to say about the crap they were pulling while I was a mod.

If those PMs were a year ago (was right around the time of your ban), why are you bringing them up all butthurt now? Not butthurt? Just think it's funny? Well, did you consider that this is how I make my living, and someone might ACTUALLY think I'm bad at TCB, and therefore not even contact me because of it? Or how quickly rumors can start? That cute little joke you told is enough for some people to run with it and start assuring everyone that Space is my pimp or some such nonsense. Especially the malicious fucktards on here who have nothing better to do than stroke their hate hard-on for me. You probably wouldn't believe some of the rumors about me I've heard, and no idea how they even got started. (Well, some idea. Hate and jealousy are powerful things.)

Also, even with your permission, neither you nor I can post the PMs in public. Duh. We can, however, paraphrase what was in them. You contacted me and said I should offer you a discount because you're so awesome. I declined. Then you said that you would pay my rate if I'd offer you anal. I patiently tried to explain that I get plenty of business and have zero incentive to offer anyone, much less someone I've never met, any special prices or services. At some point, you offered to review me with your other handle if I'd concede, and promised it would be amazing. I was pretty much done with you at that point. You obviously weren't getting it.

Just, leave me alone. I truly appreciate the compliments, of course, but you also come with baggage and you say things that you don't understand are rude, disrespectful, or potentially harmful to my reputation. THAT I don't appreciate, and I haven't earned it, until maybe now.

And yeah, no, that conversation with yourself was creepy, not clever. Who does that? And why so much pumping yourself up and patting yourself on the back and telling yourself how awesome you are. It makes it look like you are your only friend, and you've gotten really good at it. Seriously, it's not cute. It IS funny, but in a sad kind of way.

Continue on doing whatever it is you do, and I wish you all the luck in the world and I hope you are always happy and healthy. Just leave me completely out of it. Please.

There are 3 providers I know of that prefer not to see me.

AlyssaXOXO
Dorthy_Monroe
Caroline Davenport

Of those 3, only CD is not BSC and hateful. The first two are off MY list because of that.

Caroline and I even had a long chat one day through PMs on a cold, dreary day.

So, I consider Caroline as the one that got away.

And, Citizen44, no need to chime in on this. We know your thoughts on the subject. Originally Posted by Oralist

Thank you. And still no hard feelings. I have nothing against you and you seem like a delightful person. I think you know my reasons. If you don't, feel free to PM me and I'll happily explain, but they have nothing to do with you personally.

Kisses!

First, I know the guidelines a lot better than you. I was a mod for a short time, after all. Don't think that's why they didn't point me. There are certain mods and admin who are just chomping at the bit to screw with me because I dared to have shit to say about the crap they were pulling while I was a mod.

If those PMs were two years ago (which sounds about right), why are you bringing them up all butthurt now? Not butthurt? Just think it's funny? Well, did you consider that this is how I make my living, and someone might ACTUALLY think I'm bad at TCB, and therefore not even contact me because of it? Yeah, please think before you go running your mouth about a lady who prides herself on trying to take good care of business.

Also, even with your permission, neither you nor I can post the PMs in public. Duh. We can, however, paraphrase what was in them. You contacted me and said I should offer you a discount because you're so awesome. I declined. Then you said that you would pay my rate if I'd offer you anal. I patiently tried to explain that I get plenty of business and have zero incentive to offer anyone, much less someone I've never met, any special prices or services. At some point, you offered to review me with your other handle if I'd concede, and promised it would be amazing. I was pretty much done with you at that point. You obviously weren't getting it.

Just, leave me alone. I truly appreciate the compliments, of course, but you also come with baggage and you say things that you don't understand are rude, disrespectful, or potentially harmful to my reputation. THAT I don't appreciate, and I haven't earned it, until maybe now.

And yeah, no, that conversation with yourself was creepy, not clever. Who does that? And why so much pumping yourself up and patting yourself on the back and telling yourself how awesome you are. It makes it look like you are your only friend, and you've gotten really good at it. Seriously, it's not cute. It IS funny, but in a sad kind of way.

Continue on doing whatever it is you do, and I wish you all the luck in the world and I hope you are always happy and healthy. Just leave me completely out of it. Please. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

That's cool Caroline. I have great respect for you. You are on a different level from most of the hooktards on here. I'm sorry if I came across as disrespectful. I'll keep your name out of any comms on the site. I meant no offense, and I apologize if I inadvertently created any potential for conflict or aspersion to your reputation or business interests. It was not intentional. Although I've never met you, I can see you're a great gal.

There are 3 providers I know of that prefer not to see me.

AlyssaXOXO
Dorthy_Monroe
Caroline Davenport

Of those 3, only CD is not BSC and hateful. The first two are off MY list because of that.

Caroline and I even had a long chat one day through PMs on a cold, dreary day.

So, I consider Caroline as the one that got away.

And, Citizen44, no need to chime in on this. We know your thoughts on the subject. Originally Posted by Oralist

I'm not BSC you not understanding the NO & me having to repeat myself 20 thousand times that I don't like you makes me look BSC... But sweetheart Im not BSC... I Put You On The List Of Your Ass Ain't Ever Going To See Me.. You Only Decided To Make A List After Multiple Begging Attempts.. So Get It Straight...

And my 2 handles talking to each other, come on you gotta give me credit for creativity on that one. Bet that was an Eccie first. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Nope.

Nope. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Show thread?

Show thread? Originally Posted by pxmcc

No can do. The still-active member responsible for that was - unlike pxmcc - clever enough not to have been caught using the 2nd handle.