Dear Santa. I've been a very good girl this year!!! Anyone else have a wishlist for Santa??? lol

Bustitbig- OH HELL-NOOO!!!!
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH! CRAZY ! HELL NO !!!! :/

Good lord! It's cool to look at and be a kick-ass conversation piece but not enough lube in the world to get that up my tuchus.
Ok I think I can do half-way of the top half after a good warm-up lol.
If you ever meet someone who can get even the half-way point all the way in please give them a double high five for me lol.
They're the real butt MVP if they can get to the base! Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Somebody did it

http://www.xvideos.com/video10181909...uge_cone-dildo

I want an admirer from the USA to fly to Mumbai or Dubai and book me for a heavy toys for boys & fisting session during their winter holiday.

Make my Christmas wish come true!!! LOL

WOW Busti

WOW Busti Originally Posted by DallasRain

Yep that is crazy.

Somebody did it

http://www.xvideos.com/video10181909...uge_cone-dildo Originally Posted by bustitbig

Now that is one sexually strong and charged woman! She's the type that will take any challenge and win. The type tha could drain a dozen good men dry and ready to take more. Why were women created so much superior to men sexually? Why can't our dicks stay hard and keep cumming huge loads until we make our women beg us to stop? Why oh why oh why?

*breathes in, breathes out* ... bracing myself.
I might need a shot or 4 to watch this....thanks much lol.

Somebody did it

http://www.xvideos.com/video10181909...uge_cone-dildo Originally Posted by bustitbig

I have been naughty AND nice!!!!! LOL

I want:
a massage table
a new pair of RODEO strap-on panties
some soy candles for candle wax play
AND a nice big bottle of Jack daniels!!

I set up an amazon wishlist....wink/wink!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

What are RODEO strap on panties? I guess it's panties that attached to them is a dildo?

My only wish right now would be to still live in the DFW area and experience the amazing Elizabeth Whispers! But I have been a naughty boy! Well and I live 900 miles away! lol Originally Posted by finman56

Perhaps someday!!! Send me a PM sometime and introduce yourself!!! (Maybe I'll be able to travel during the new year. Not sure, yet!)

I just saw the Venus for men doohickey! OMG up to 300 strokes a minute! Please dont catch on anything, please don't catch on anything..... Originally Posted by Goodtime544

Did watching that machine make you tingle any???

Some provider made off with thousands and thousands of dollars of my bdsm equipment, toys etc. Out if all of it I miss my violet wand, canes, floggers and Hitachi. Originally Posted by The Infamous One

Years ago, I lost a box of toys and lingerie. Someone lifted it from the trunk of my car when it was accidentally left open one afternoon.

TO THIS DAY, I still think of a few of the things that went missing. Strange, I know. But I miss having that black corset and there was a special flogger that a client had given me that I adored. Several dildos of varying sizes and a few glass ones, too.

When things are stolen, it's such a drag, isn't it?

*breathes in, breathes out* ... bracing myself.
I might need a shot or 4 to watch this....thanks much lol. Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

How about the whole damn bottle. Lol

Looks like a winner to me. LOL Sign me up

EW
To be on that table with you in control.

How about the whole damn bottle. Lol Originally Posted by bustitbig

Wine maybe .... vodka noooo lol.
Which one do I need to watch it?