Golden showers

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I just want to reiterate (once more) that I don't have a menu because I am not a restaurant. On topic, however, I offer golden showers at no extra cost as my rates are all-inclusive and I never upsell or upcharge. Originally Posted by CompanionEstella
The two key words that any hobbyist should look for.
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You might think All-inclusive means "anything you want", but it doesn't. It includes what she offers on her YMMV menu, which she won't reveal.

Prepare for disappointment.
You might think All-inclusive means "anything you want", but it doesn't. It includes what she offers on her YMMV menu, which she won't reveal.

Prepare for disappointment. Originally Posted by tpepsi

This comment is inaccurate in multiple ways. First of all, I don't have a "YMMMV menu" because I don't have a menu. Restaurants have menus. I am not food. I am a person. Dehumanizing people is the first step down a bad road. Second of all, it is false that I "won't reveal" what an experience with me is like. I just expect that discussion to be done in private and in a discreet, non-explicit, and somewhat clever manner.


Back on topic. . .I enjoy doing many things with clients, golden showers being one of them.
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This comment is inaccurate in multiple ways. First of all, I don't have a "YMMMV menu" because I don't have a menu. Restaurants have menus. I am not food. I am a person. Dehumanizing people is the first step down a bad road. Second of all, it is false that I "won't reveal" what an experience with me is like. I just expect that discussion to be done in private and in a discreet, non-explicit, and somewhat clever manner.


Back on topic. . .I enjoy doing many things with clients, golden showers being one of them. Originally Posted by CompanionEstella
Usually the first thing I do when meeting someone new is to ask them "Is there anything that's off limits?"
The most common answer is no anal.
Some say yes to anal (without my asking), but don't lick my ears is the second most common response.
Unless we have discussed a few other unusual activities or she asks for something off the beaten path I will try to accommodate her as much as she might me.
Bringing in a spare shirt for her to wear before I rip it off her is something some ladies find enjoyable.