How many "Johns" are there??

Yup my name is Mike, but you can call me whatever you want, so long as your gripping the sheets and yelling it

cute mike

I have always wondered this myself!! I remember one time while visiting another Texas city, over half my clients names were Randy. I started to wonder if that was just a popular name for that area or if they were all alias' lol.

My real name is Toiletbowl, so I like to go by John.