Angry Wives

there are numerous phone apps made to prevent this issue.Use them,guys.

there are numerous phone apps made to prevent this issue.Use them,guys. Originally Posted by tornado82

"Why do you have this random phone app that says it hides your phone number and changes incoming calls?!"

least i was smart enough to never marry i dont get you guys out there messing around... nothing but a damn headache a wife is.

Not that I've any sage advice, Kaitlyn....but if any of these wives truly had a clue as to how smoking hotttt you are, they'd really go bat shit crazy on you. Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Either that or their bisexual side would get all hot and bothered and Kaitlyn would score a new client!!!

Now THAT gets ME hot and bothered...Kaitlyn and a formerly bitter wife of a client getting it on!!!

"Why do you have this random phone app that says it hides your phone number and changes incoming calls?!" Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Endless answers there
1) For when I sell some our stuff on ebay.
2) It's for the business/hobby that I have.
3) To protect you, dear, from people who may track me down after I sell them something.
4) So I can enter online contests without giving up the phone number.
5) Keeps big corporations from using the number to track us down and send us more junk.

Endless answers there
1) For when I sell some our stuff on ebay.
2) It's for the business/hobby that I have.
3) To protect you, dear, from people who may track me down after I sell them something.
4) So I can enter online contests without giving up the phone number.
5) Keeps big corporations from using the number to track us down and send us more junk. Originally Posted by BingoPlayer

Nail meet head!

ALWAYS easier to explain away an app than a chick's voice answering some random number she (or he) decides to call.

"Why do you have this random phone app that says it hides your phone number and changes incoming calls?!" Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Boss said we needed it at the office "just in case." Didn't say why and I didn't ask.

Nail meet head!

ALWAYS easier to explain away an app than a chick's voice answering some random number she (or he) decides to call. Originally Posted by NTXReggie

You don't even need to do that. Download the app on your phone when you are using it; delete it off your phone when you're not. Unless your wife is going to sift through every app you downloaded, which for most people is a ton of crap to look through, you have zero chance of catching shit.

So GLAD I don't have to worry with that!!!!!!

Ladies, If we ever meet....you will never have a phone call from a wife on my end.....unless one of you wants to marry me....LOL

least i was smart enough to never marry i dont get you guys out there messing around... nothing but a damn headache a wife is. Originally Posted by Duthgar1976

I'll answer for a lot of guys out there. Generally it's something like...

-Seemed like a good idea at the time.
-Relationship (emotional and physical) was great and intense for a while.
-Real life happened. In my case I had to carry most of the financial, household, and parenting responsibilities.
-After years of emotional and physical neglect a brief NSA thing was a nice break from the everything.

...and in my case eventual separation and divorce that was long overdue. My ex actually suggested I get a part time girlfriend to fulfill my physical needs. I told our counselor I wanted to come home for sex, not go out for it.

I am VERY bisexual I've had a few clients tell me about their wife not wanting to fuck anymore and I always tell them that I should meet up with her at a grocery store and act like I don't know either one of y'all and offer a sensual body massage after I tell her she's sexy as hell and see if I could press my luck LOL I like couple play it's fun to me

just tell the bitches that if they'd put out more or at least butt fucked there wouldn't be a wandering husband. Originally Posted by daltx_m

This is too funny