2017 BBBJ Queen Competition

ISO inite to event. That means I need to party with one of you ladies first. PM me and let's set something up. I need this invite in my life right now.
FIFY Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Now THAT is some funny shit!
Well I haven't met any of the 4 listed so far, and I'm a little surprised some other girls who get brought up in lists for this subject are not also involved in the contest, but maybe the whole list isn't out yet.

And make it known my desire to be a judge, but I'll wait for that other thread for that. oops. Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith
Babe, I've put it out there for the ladies but am also going to try to keep the competition somewhere narrow. We also want to make this somewhat financially viable for the providers, considering we will be devoting an entire day to this event.

So, if a lady is highly reviewed, if the guys have said she's got great oral skills and she does CIM, I'm hoping she comes forward! We have ladies who have gracefully declined via PM, and some that I've gracefully declined because they aren't highly reviewed. Like I put in my original post, I'll give the ladies until January 5 to indicate if they'd like to join the party. I know there are 4 on board (names TBA) and I promise that none of you fellows will be disappointed! These women got mad skillz!
Sign me in. I don't have trouble with multiple pops. My record has been 4 pops in one hour Originally Posted by jm7501
Silly rabbit, you get ONE pop. And if you're doing it right, you will wait until you've had a chance to try all the contestants before that happens. In reality, you will have 4-5 mouths on you in 10-15 minutes time, and you need to be able to hold out that long!
I still wanna join in on this lol. Originally Posted by Dkayz
Hon, consider it done. You are a hard-working mod, and have proven that you can aptly do the job without being a colossal dickhead. I'm sure the board appreciates your hard work, and you need a little stress relief in your life. You have earned a spot!
I'm assuming since I don't do CIM I really can't join the challenge, but it will be interesting to see who takes the crown for the best BBBJ in KC! But, if the gents ever decide to do the King of DATY challenge, I will gladly be a judge of that lol Originally Posted by Kat VonDee
Luscious, you have a whole month to practice your CIM skills! I'd love to have you in the competition. Maybe you could be our fluffer? Get the boys ready for the judging!

But I get it. I didn't start allowing CIM until my late 20s when I had an older boyfriend in his 40s. He was like, "If I'm gonna do things to you that make your eyes roll back in your head, you're gonna learn how to do this." And since he was my first experience with the DATY tap-out challenge, I learned to love doing it! Tit for tat!
...without being a colossal dickhead. Originally Posted by seductrix4u
Well.... that'll weed out a bunch of participants!!
Well.... that'll weed out a bunch of participants!! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Yeah, Prince knew what he was singing about in his song Pussy Control! It's not a myth!
Luscious, you have a whole month to practice your CIM skills! I'd love to have you in the competition. Maybe you could be our fluffer? Get the boys ready for the judging!

But I get it. I didn't start allowing CIM until my late 20s when I had an older boyfriend in his 40s. He was like, "If I'm gonna do things to you that make your eyes roll back in your head, you're gonna learn how to do this." And since he was my first experience with the DATY tap-out challenge, I learned to love doing it! Tit for tat! Originally Posted by seductrix4u
LOL no thanks, I'll leave the fluffing up to the women competing for the BBJ Queen crown. The only nut I'll ever swallow or dick I'll take in my butt is my man's, if I had a significant other, lol! & I'm not saying that to down anyone for their menu choices, I'm just speaking on my behalf.
For all that empowering of women that you do.... to suggest another beautiful woman would be the fluffer for your contest??... Are you fucking kidding me?! She charges more p/hr than you do. Would she really be the fluffer in this situation??...
LOL no thanks, I'll leave the fluffing up to the women competing for the BBJ Queen crown. The only nut I'll ever swallow or dick I'll take in my butt is my man's, if I had a significant other, lol! & I'm not saying that to down anyone for their menu choices, I'm just speaking on my behalf. Originally Posted by Kat VonDee
No worries at all, sweet thang. Was just trying to find a way to bring you into the mix!
For all that empowering of women that you do.... to suggest another beautiful woman would be the fluffer for your contest??... Are you fucking kidding me?! She charges more p/hr than you do. Would she really be the fluffer in this situation??... Originally Posted by Gemma34
Oh my goodness, I absolutely was not trying to insult anyone AT ALL! I was just trying to say since she didn't do CIM, maybe she could just come play with all the gals and guys in another capacity since she's desired and popular. I didn't realize that being a fluffer had a bad connotation!

And yes, she charges more than I do. Most women do. But I don't really pay attention to that because I believe we should all be allowed to run our businesses as we deem fit.

Again, many apologies to Kat, Gemma or whomever else might have taken offense. Seriously, I don't have a mean bone in my body (unless you're a dickhead or bitch who disparages me, then it's game on, dummies).

Please know that my intentions were PURE. I was trying to be inclusive since she showed interest in participating, but doesn't do CIM. I wish everyone would get to "know" me a little better and not think I wish unkindness to anyone. I hate getting clapped at on the boards when I honestly don't even know what I've done half the time!

Ever in resignation ~ Candice
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Gemma,
You are fucking awesome. No other way to describe it.
Nothing like some misconstrued shit to put a damper on things.

My bad. I thought we were trying to have fun.

And this is why people don't even want to post on these boards. Because it's "off with your head" if you don't hold your mouth the right way.

If I am trying to make someone feel like shit, which is not even in my nature, I would surely make it more fucking glaringly apparent.

I adore Kat VonDee. I've told her so in PMs, and on the boards. The last thing I would do is say anything intentional to hurt her or discount her. She's a top-notch provider who's at the top of this game and doing everything right. I don't hold a candle to her. So don't twist my words into something they were not intended to be.

How about I'm the fluffer? I don't see what the negativity would be about that. Would that settle this whole thing down?
I mean, put yourself in my shoes. If someone said you can't be in a competition (which I really don't care to compete with anyone anyways) because you don't do CIM, but you can be their fluffer, how would you feel? That's like saying you're not good enough to play football but you can be the water boy! So basically I would just be there being everyone's little "fluffer" fluffing everyone up for this contest & what title do I get? The best dick fluffer of KC? I think I'll stick to the title I have made for myself, which is one hell of a reputation!