Changing a light bulb - a new thread?

Highballz's Avatar
Being a noob I can't see a need for starting a thread and I can't think of a relevant topic. There are already plenty of threads about old guys with small dicks wanting to know if that's acceptable to a provider. I respond to a thread for my amusement or out of boredom. There's plenty of information around. Some might call me a "lurker" and I say Re-con specialist.

My tip is to be prepared for the responses you get if you do start a thread.
chris1107's Avatar
IMO, most newbies do not post due to the fact that the blogging bullies attack every word that they type. If people don't like what another person is saying, move on, do not respond. The thread will die. I believe Torre was just wandering if anyone had ideas of how to get newbies or lurkers to start, or even respond to post. I am not sure how to get newbies to post, I think its just the nature of the beast. Some will and a lot will not. Guys want to say she is posting to start a threAD. I say so what! If it gets your name out there and shows your an active member, then maybe it gets her a newbie to reach out to her. Big Deal. I thought this was what the site was all about in the first place. Newbies and Lurkers, do your research, check out any female you may want to see. Read her post, read her reviews, google her name or phone number, and find out everything you can. If you feel comfortable after that, then give her a shout. Yes, I'm a lurker, and I do not post a lot. Hope everyone has a great day, and stay safe. Oh, by the way, I'm still waiting on the taint pics.
pyramider's Avatar
We are all waiting on the taint photos ... ijs.
pyramider (aka Mr. Micropenis) is usually the first one to jump on every Newbie post about getting started in the hobby including my own.
There are many threads I see about:

"Who is the provider with the best ass" ...

Or "Who gives the best bbbj"...

Or ... "Name providers who visit the Greek Isles" ...

I could go on and on.

Perhaps we should start a thread ...

"TOP 10 Jerks on ECCIE".
Or...

"Best Known Newbie Smashers"

I've already got three vying for first place.

corona's Avatar
There are many threads I see about:

"Who is the provider with the best ass" ...

Or "Who gives the best bbbj"...

Or ... "Name providers who visit the Greek Isles" ...

I could go on and on.

Perhaps we should start a thread ...

"TOP 10 Jerks on ECCIE".
Or...

"Best Known Newbie Smashers"

I've already got three vying for first place.

Originally Posted by Torre Tames
Still cant quite grasp that "no harassing, rude, or fighting posts" guideline eh?
pyramider's Avatar
pyramider (aka Mr. Micropenis) is usually the first one to jump on every Newbie post about getting started in the hobby including my own. Originally Posted by Tapper69
I only jump on the newbies, and supposedly experienced fucktards, that for whatever reason cannot/will not do their research prior to asking the most basic questions about the hobby. If I jumped on Tapper ... then he deserved it. Did I lie or mislead you? Nope, I gave you the honest truth of the hobby.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 03-05-2017, 07:58 PM
Still cant quite grasp that "no harassing, rude, or fighting posts" guideline eh? Originally Posted by corona
Granny always complaining about something, She makes my cock soft and don't understand why anyone would see her, that could explain her lack of reviews

One more thing granny, Don't PM to go fuck you anymore, ain't happening! maybe you should start looking into retirement from the hobby.
FunInDFW's Avatar
Granny always complaining about something, She makes my cock soft and don't understand why anyone would see her, that could explain her lack of reviews

One more thing granny, Don't PM to go fuck you anymore, ain't happening! maybe you should start looking into retirement from the hobby. Originally Posted by BLM69
Damn you too? I at least replied asking if it was OTC; but she didn't reply back ;(. I'm all for angry fuckery!
oh ... well hello there again BLM.
Nice of you to check in and show your true colors.

I'm always flattered that you continue to post to my threads ...

Keeps it all so interesting ... and amusing ...
Damn you too? I at least replied asking if it was OTC; but she didn't reply back ;(. I'm all for angry fuckery! Originally Posted by FunInDFW
Ya ... just wanted to see who would take the bait....

boooyah !
FunInDFW's Avatar
Ya ... just wanted to see who would take the bait....

boooyah ! Originally Posted by Torre Tames
I'll fuck all kinds of women for free. Don't have to dangle the best piece of meat in the shop to get me to eat it when I'm not paying for it.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 03-05-2017, 11:02 PM
Ya ... just wanted to see who would take the bait....

boooyah ! Originally Posted by Torre Tames
I told you before, I don't do Granny love but thanks for the offer.
... ... ... ... ...

TheEccie214's Avatar
I told you before, I don't do Granny love but thanks for the offer. Originally Posted by BLM69
You don't think she's hot? AND she's got hair downstairs!!! Take her 8 days a week over some ditzy 21 year old.