You are a hobbyist if:

You are a hobbyist if: u see a sign for ATM and automatically think ass to mouth!!

Idk y but I always think that!! lmao Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

After reading this...I am seeing it everywhere!
Once you know about it, you cannot un-learn this stuff

You are a hobbyist if: your date that nite is the one that's first to reply.

You are a hobbyist if: you lose track of what password goes with which handle.

When someone at work starts talking about "GFE" (Government Furnished Equipment) but all you can think about is "Girl Friend Experience"

When someone at work starts talking about "GFE" (Government Furnished Equipment) but all you can think about is "Girl Friend Experience" Originally Posted by vm1200

lol...happened to me too.
I am into compu stuff and at the conference someone was giving a presentation
on the Common Information Model or CIM for short.
This guy kept on saying CIM, CIM, CIM for the next 30 mins.

I had to pinch myself to keep a straight face and not die laughing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common...del_(computing)

You are a hobbyist if: if you though you are going to get a BJ in the BJs store

Yes! its a real store: www.bjs.com
I wish for once they should sell what their name stands for

You are a hobbyist if: you have more white envelops than letters...or cash!

if ya look on icky for info ta keep your ass out of jail

if ya look on icky for info ta keep your ass out of jail Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

that's deep offshore!
For me this one takes the cake...

I can tell that this is coming from long experience as a hobbyist

You know you are a hobbiest if you are constantly checking out thigh gap.

You know you are a hobbiest if you stop on the way to the airport to withdraw $250 so that you can line up a date in the cab ride from the airport to the hotel.

You know you are a hobbiest if you are scanning the lobby for your date before you've ever checked into the hotel.

You know you are a hobbiest if you stop on the way to the airport to withdraw $250 so that you can line up a date in the cab ride from the airport to the hotel.

You know you are a hobbiest if you are scanning the lobby for your date before you've ever checked into the hotel. Originally Posted by cnyred

omg...that's so true....I have done both of these things for real!
Good to know that all hobbyists have the same MO

if ya look on icky for info ta keep your ass out of jail Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

if you know that all of the real good info is in the red edits

You are a hobbyist if: you go to your incall straight from the airport with your carry-on luggage.

True story! The provider was surprised (and very amused) the first time around. But it is so convenient and practical if you are making a pit stop to your final destination.

Haven't tried it with checked-in luggage...that will be too much...even for me...lol

You know youre a hobbyist:
When a woman a few years younger hits on you and you think "too old"

if you know that all of the real good info is in the red edits Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

thank Tebow for lazy and slow mods
Amen