How Much Sex?

Plus woman can lube up a fake it all day every day.

One time.....I faked in doggy.

(Doggy because she was so fugly)

I couldn't tolerate any more....so i pulled out....


.....and spat on her back.










(just kidding) Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I heard it is how Gay men fake an orgasm. It's a pretty old joke.

Is this a different approach to a threAD in an attempt to attract clients??

Lol... Yep, pretty pointless. Sorry Op but if we wanted to know how many orgasms you have a week we'd ask. Guess you had a slow day when you posted this.

Guess some guys like hearing how many nuts a chick gets a week. Doesn't do him any good if he's not helping her get those nuts.

How do you count continuous rolling O's? Asking for a friend.

How do you count continuous rolling O's? Asking for a friend. Originally Posted by BBW Jane Smith

I can't seem to. Lol

That's an incredible number Ms Victoria. Is it a new(er) relationship? Everybody has tons of sex with a new beau. It's easy to count when you're 15 years in on a life sentence.

No answers from any other ladies?

My avg count is about 10...that includes onesomes, twosomes and the occasional threesomes...mostly onesomes tho

Lol... Yep, pretty pointless. Sorry Op but if we wanted to know how many orgasms you have a week we'd ask. Guess you had a slow day when you posted this. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

So how many times do you fake, since women do not orgasm, orgasms in a week?

I have a lot of sex, more than the average bear.

And I am not talking about professionally related, but my personal life. My partner and I are always talking about how if people actually saw how much we did, they wouldn't believe us.

So, last week I kept an actual journal of orgasm counts and activities. This spanned from Sunday - Saturday. I blogged about it if anyone would like to read it (I can send you the link.) (Yay, science. )



My orgasm count comes in at around 70 for the week total (including masturbation and sex.) We had some form of sex every day last week.


Where do you all think you stand, ladies and gents alike, on any given week? Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

ha ha ha ha ha ha lol, lol, lol, lol ,lol,lol ,lol ....I cant stop laughing........70!! .........lmao...........

So how many times do you fake, since women do not orgasm, orgasms in a week? Originally Posted by pyramider

Are you retarded? Stop putting words in my mouth. If I wanted everyone to know how many orgasms I have in a week I'd post a thread as pointless as this one.

Your question has been asked, and answered, several times ...

That's an incredible number Ms Victoria. Is it a new(er) relationship? Everybody has tons of sex with a new beau. It's easy to count when you're 15 years in on a life sentence.

No answers from any other ladies?

My avg count is about 10...that includes onesomes, twosomes and the occasional threesomes...mostly onesomes tho Originally Posted by woodpusher

I will pm you dear, since these prudes don't want to discuss sex and apparently someone attempting to, if offensive to them (on a forum dedicated solely to such, go figure!)

Victoria, if they saw you they would understand why someone would want to make you cum as often as possible. Keep up the good work and stay hydrated.

Victoria, if they saw you they would understand why someone would want to make you cum as often as possible. Keep up the good work and stay hydrated. Originally Posted by boogbag

Awwwwe, you're too sweet!

Stay hydrated....lols! I shall endeavor to.

Victoria, if they saw you they would understand why someone would want to make you cum as often as possible. Keep up the good work and stay hydrated. Originally Posted by boogbag

Couldn't agree more. Trust me the lady can really go twice in 30 is just cruse control for her. Normally I try for 8-10 a week but I'm an old slow to rise dude and most of those are solo.

Some weeks I get a few more when I visit Miss Victoria and she takes me twice in 90. One day I'm going in for 180 minutes and see if she can take me thrice.

She is so sweet and sexy from her sexy voice to her dirty banter and those beautiful tits you know the ones that would make a dead mans cock hard yea those ones. Those sexy eyes those strong sexy legggs OMG its starting to push against my OOPS