This thread is such a disaster that the NTSB should investigate it.
That said, I am the most importantest, handsomest, biggest deal in this thread. I'm the guy Treetop's daddy wants to be when he grows up. Treetop brags about knowing big shots. He doesn't even know me and we're not as close as he thinks. I think he fetched a drink for me one time. Maybe it was a waitress. I can't remember. If Treetop were the most interesting man in the world, I'd be the guy who cut his checks, then fired him, then hired another actor to play the role.
You know how they say, "Keep Austin Weird"? That's because they have creepy weirdos like Treetop in Austin. You know how they say, "Don't mess with Texas"? That's a warning because they have millions of idiots in Texas.
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