Fuck that I ain't telling

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Kerwils I'm no stud looking dude but I came close to fucking her. I did everything else for 60 dollars sir. And she was pretty!I do believe fucking will be on the menu soon.... Originally Posted by shinepro

Man..I gotta give you credit....you crack me the fuck up....I ain't got nothing but love fo ya cuz you my brother cuz you black ;-) .....so two things I get from all this is that 1.) you don't have any money and 2.) you think you are ugly. That's one helluva position. if you not kidding I do love your realness / that rawness though that shit is refreshing.
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Man..I gotta give you more head....you back me the fuck up....I ain't got nothing but love fo yo cum you my brother cuz you black ;-) .....so two things I get from all this is that 1.) you don't have any money to pay me and 2.) you think you are ugly. That's one helluva position you had me in.. if you not kidding I do love your bigness / that rawness in my shithole is refreshing. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
FTFY
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Was he talking politics again in the CoEd section?
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Was he talking politics again in the CoEd section? Originally Posted by LexusLover
She does try and "slip it in" ....yes she does.
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She does try and "slip it in" ....yes she does. Originally Posted by TryWeakly
I guess we do need to be more careful about the "gender" thingy, since the legislature is about to lower boom on pretending to be the opposite sex and slipping into the restrooms around the State.
Man..I gotta give you credit....you crack me the fuck up....I ain't got nothing but love fo ya cuz you my brother cuz you black ;-) .....so two things I get from all this is that 1.) you don't have any money and 2.) you think you are ugly. That's one helluva position. if you not kidding I do love your realness / that rawness though that shit is refreshing. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Sistine here we go. I'm glad you got money. Wonderful. Im not in a pissing contest with a dude
The going rate for pus on Eccie is 250 or so and in all honesty I don't make 250 an hour so it's a luxury item. I paid her 60 dollars for one hour which in all honesty a lot of guys on Eccie don't make that. We save up for pussy. If you are in a different bracket great for you. Guys dive the price up trying to be that baller like guys throwing dollars up in the air at strip club. Most of us ain't terribly handsome dudes because handsome dudes don't pay for pussy. It's a last resort due to honrniness, but the part that kills the game is that all these lying reviews and these females can't even get a 25 dollar manicure, they can't book a decent hotel room, and alot of them got unmentionable issues but of course we can't tell the truth because you get blacklisted on Eccie. I'm going in two more times get the pussy at a reasonable, actually good living based on average income rates then I'll release it because I know you folks will mess everything up. And don't give me sharing is caring. I want to tell the truth about my sessions, but can't because we all k ow where that ends up so most reviews I don't write. And most you'll reviews are bullshit or either you'll got different eyes than me. Like can't even a provider at over 200 an hour not have chipped polish?
The reviewers I respect the most are threshold and biggie smalls. Threshold gives actual pictures so a decision can be made on whether or not I want to pay for the actual her, not the photoshopped her with chipped fingernail and toe polish at 200 an hour or whether or not I'll just jack off to pornhub. Biggie smalls finds great value but I don't have the balls to pick up street walkers. All of this shit is a Gamble and I'm not talking about the police, at least then you live, you catch the wrong girl with the wrong management on any given day and you might not go home or you defend yourself and got some explaining to do. So please excuse me since I'm playing with fire anyway I try to get a reasonable price. And we all know for most girls there is someone behind the virtual curtains not to mention the crazy buyer who might be stalking this female because he's fallen in love with something that will never work.
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Some tards are easier to bullshit than others.....ijs
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Sistine here we go. I'm glad you got money. Wonderful. Im not in a pissing contest with a dude
The going rate for pus on Eccie is 250 or so and in all honesty I don't make 250 an hour so it's a luxury item. I paid her 60 dollars for one hour which in all honesty a lot of guys on Eccie don't make that. We save up for pussy. If you are in a different bracket great for you. Guys dive the price up trying to be that baller like guys throwing dollars up in the air at strip club. Most of us ain't terribly handsome dudes because handsome dudes don't pay for pussy. It's a last resort due to honrniness, but the part that kills the game is that all these lying reviews and these females can't even get a 25 dollar manicure, they can't book a decent hotel room, and alot of them got unmentionable issues but of course we can't tell the truth because you get blacklisted on Eccie. I'm going in two more times get the pussy at a reasonable, actually good living based on average income rates then I'll release it because I know you folks will mess everything up. And don't give me sharing is caring. I want to tell the truth about my sessions, but can't because we all k ow where that ends up so most reviews I don't write. And most you'll reviews are bullshit or either you'll got different eyes than me. Like can't even a provider at over 200 an hour not have chipped polish? Originally Posted by shinepro
you still my negro..i didn't mean nothing by it...just thought it was funny
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The reviewers I respect ... Originally Posted by shinepro
Just curious. Why are you explaining your hobby habits to someone who has less reviews than you do and posts sounding like he owns you.
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wah....lol pussy ass bitches with no squab game always trynna throw shade.
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Just Making America Great Again one miserable soul at a time. Try harder.
I lost interest at inside the loop. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Is that what's stopping you from seeing me? Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
I always knew there was something about you that I didn't like.

(honesty alert: but I do regret not drop shipping that 6 volt Mustang to you last year before my Christmas trip. Ho Ho Ho.)