Sloppy Thousands??

It's funny that guys have booked me at 8AM so they can be my 'first' client of the day.

Little did they know that my beau filled up all 3 holes with his cum the night before.

The only way to ensure that your lady du jour hasn't fucked anyone before you is to book her for 24 hours.

I'll leave my statement with this:

I still don't know why anyone would want to eat pussy in the hobby.
Adrienne, haha you say the damnedest things... You do call it as you see it.. I admire that even though you have hurt my feelings a few times. haha you are a lot of fun...
I just make the ladies do this at the beginning of each session. Problem solved!



Plus, it's a fetish of mine
I must agree with you! The hobby is a place where one can get satisfied in areas they don't get satisfaction in those areas when at home.
I personally like to be clean and fresh, however if I received a request to open the door with cum on my face, wet panties on, or for some one to come in right after I cum. I'm okay with that!
I enjoy satisfying and I'm proud of my high sexually drive!!!
So everyone has a difference of opinion here, it is compeletely understandable. I am not going to touch every topic discussed but only one.

Do I care or do I feel so insecure that the provider I am seeing saw someone else right before me? No, I read the reviews, know what has taken place before. I am under no illusion that what I do is going to rock her world. In that time I am there we are both going to have fun, or try to atleast.
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Gatsby, I have that same fetish)

Felicity, I totally agree with you that the most important thing is to satisfy the client's desires if at all possible even if very kinky. I LOVE MEN and and LOVE their cocks and also have a very high sex drive with a kinky playful side like you)))
I find it pretty gross and disrespectful to other clients during the day for a provider to not be showered and very clean. (I wouldn't say the hair counts unless it's filthy...that shit takes time to clean & dry)

I intentionally schedule with enough time in between and limit the clients I see per day. Plus, the time needed to restore my energy, self-care, and provide for the next client with a "full cup".

I agree with Grean, you don't really know if you are the 1st or last client from her day, no matter the time.
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I'm going to get a cell sample of TeagenLuv and Ze, and clone a super provider.... anyone wanna contribute?
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As to the thread... usually, providers are clean, fresh, showered, washed, etc...
RW women? THERE'S the mystery mix. For some reason, some guys freak out about a providers cleanliness... really they are more aware than civilians.

Drunk girl in a bar will do stuff with guys, and have no idea the shit they spread to the next hard dick they want... providers get reviewed, have reputations.

Ask yourself guys, how many "No- she wasn't fresh" reviews before you remove someone from your TDL? You meet a girl in a bar... her review? Her "word". LOL

I can guarantee you, anything there today on a good provider has been washed away... can you say that about a girl you pick up at a bar?

I choose hobbying, because IMHO, it's SAFER than RW one nighters. Yes, you date a girl a few weeks, the scales probably turn. (But, there's plenty of guys who got shit from a slutty girlfriend... remember that).

You want as safe as possible - do everything covered and no kissing... you start varying from that rule, odds go up... how much? Up to the two individuals.

Also, get tested.... regularly.
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Cum covered the only way to go
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Sloppy thousands, sounds like a perfect theme for my next gang bang.

All joking aside, all the ladies I've encountered doing doubles and triples have been freshly showered within an hour or less of our get together.

Personally I prefer to get into the the shower about fifteen minutes before your arrival so if you're running early I'll need a heads up!

There are some kinky guys that request to go second and that's ok too, but you have to ask for it. I doubt many well known ladies would serve that up to you unaware.

I know it's our job as providers to make you feel like you're the only one, but don't over-think it!!!

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Sloppy is right, always good to have a juicy pussy when going deep.....