Why, why, why???

Oh my! I'll take the huge tongue over the tree trunk any day!

I will say this, I have met some Gents in Buffalo and Pittsburgh that must have grown up near nuclear plants O_o! Once I had to say "What am I supposed to do with this thing?!?"Thank god I am a big mouthed redhead or the answer would have been "Not much" *Dies laughing* Originally Posted by Lexxxy

LOL........

You have the best attitude ever, very witty.

SHRINKAGE JERRY!!!!!
Fortunatly for me the brain is the biggest sex organ. And I have a huge one of those. A provider told me once the problem with you is you have a big head. It certainly wasn't the southern one and I took it as a compliment. What else could I do????

Billy Fucillo always is telling us its HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Docdave

That reminds me of a time when I was at the bar and I sent a drink over to this perfect ten sitting on the other side of the bar. The bartender told me that she said I better have a brand new car, a nice house, and an 8 inch dick.

I'm like "First off I have a nice car and a nice house, but I haven't even met her yet. No way I'm cutting off two inches just for her!!!"

That reminds me of a time when I was at the bar and I sent a drink over to this perfect ten sitting on the other side of the bar. The bartender told me that she said I better have a brand new car, a nice house, and an 8 inch dick.

I'm like "First off I have a nice car and a nice house, but I haven't even met her yet. No way I'm cutting off two inches just for her!!!" Originally Posted by NYGman

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That reminds me of a time when I was at the bar and I sent a drink over to this perfect ten sitting on the other side of the bar. The bartender told me that she said I better have a brand new car, a nice house, and an 8 inch dick.

I'm like "First off I have a nice car and a nice house, but I haven't even met her yet. No way I'm cutting off two inches just for her!!!" Originally Posted by NYGman

*DIES LAUGHING* I am in love with you after that joke *Giggle*

It's like the old joke i'm only 3 inches .... from the floor...... Good post just like the guys who say I brought her to "O" 3 times. If that were true you wouldn't have to pay....LMFAO

Why is it...

.... that guys that are "larger than average" or "thicker than average"... or however they want to be "known".....

.... ALWAYS find a way to "mention" it in their reviews? Originally Posted by rooster69

When I say that, I'm referring to my gut.

I'm just trying to let people know the provider has an OSHA Weight Test certificate.

Oh my! I'll take the huge tongue over the tree trunk any day! Originally Posted by heartsonfire

Heartsonfire brings this thread full circle and just proves the point. Some girls do not like or can handle the "larger" guys. So, when a provider does it is worth mentioning.

Good post just like the guys who say I brought her to "O" 3 times. Originally Posted by chino

Do not ever believe that shit, Our best providers are fantastic actors and can pretend to be in La La land and have several O's !!!, It is good acting to keep you coming back and fill your ego. Oh year 3 or 4 times with each client, 3 or 4 times per day. Give me a break !!!!~

Do not ever believe that shit, Our best providers are fantastic actors and can pretend to be in La La land and have several O's !!!, It is good acting to keep you coming back and fill your ego. Oh year 3 or 4 times with each client, 3 or 4 times per day. Give me a break !!!!~ Originally Posted by cnym

Number of times women think of sex per day: 3 or 4
number of times men think of sex per day: ∞
Number of times women can O per day: ∞
number of times men can 3 or 4 tops many have a hard time with 2

its just not fare. If we where by design. That guy/girl had a nasty wicked sense of humor. Just look where the playground and dump are. MMMM lets not even think about liquid waste and where the playground.

And how many girls have to go for it 3 or 4 times a day to get that 6 to 10 inches. I hear with some types of men make it 6 to 10 times a day.

I know one provider that will tell the truth. And yes its hard on a male ego to hear. "you came ahhhh to bad you almost had me" but it does get one to try harder the next time. mmmmmmmm she still may be faking. mmmm now would a girl fake not getting one to make a male try harder to make her O, youbetya she would. Guys have uncontrolled desire. Women have controlled desire. So one way or another the guy pays.

Yup, the male ego is easy to control by the female. To get what she wants. But as I took two out for a drink last night we guys do have good thing. And i find this strange. Anywhere a guy want to go. He is ready in less than 15min. For a girl to met a guy 30 to 60. And if going to a mix of company as in many guys and girls errrrr why does it take her 3 f#%ing hours every dam time I take for a drink where there will be males and females in the crowd. But she sure looked good by the time she was ready.errr then I didn't get any

why why why

I am pretty darn lucky, if you keep doing what you're doing I keep having Os. The down side is after like 3 or 4 it gets pretty sensitive for like 5 minutes and I start to really squirm away haha.

I am pretty darn lucky, if you keep doing what you're doing I keep having Os. The down side is after like 3 or 4 it gets pretty sensitive for like 5 minutes and I start to really squirm away haha. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I have never met you, I would guess that You are another fine actor with having 3 to 4 O's with each client 3 to 4 times a day.
IMHO, what a load of BS

If you have met me you would know that my entire body shakes and my vajayjay clenches extremely tight while I have an O and sometimes I squirt. :P
My personal record is 32 time in a 24 hour period with a boy toy, we got stuck at the Embassy Suites hotel in Pittsburgh 2 years ago in that huge blizzard because they shut down 79 and we lost electric. When you have nothing better to do why not break personal records