You know a session isn't gonna suck when...

If that's a sign that it's going to be a bad session then you must have a little dick & you're scared her ass is going to be to big & your dick ain't going to reach..

I told you to use them 400 secs to read what you're attempting to say because you sound like an idiot!

#nippledicklivesmatter Originally Posted by Amiliah Rayne

Amilah why don't you try a greek session with me and then you can tell everyone about my "pencil dick" while I write the review...

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Btw all my gals can handle greek with me, and to their credit, they're all (ebony) spinners. But,
1. they're all competitive athletes, mostly sprinters, and
2. they're all gangsta.

You aint either one of those, so til you're ready for the Pepsi challenge, I'd be careful about running your mouth about my so-called "pencil dick"...

Oh wow. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Guess you had no idea what thread you posted in. Double face palm; when just one won't do. I'm so sorry for ya. Your poor parents... Originally Posted by pxmcc

I was drinking last night my bad

^^ Be nice to people and they will return the favor. Go easy on the sauce. That stuff will kill ya b4 ur time.

When she makes you forget that she's not your girlfriend...

When she makes you forget that she's not your girlfriend... Originally Posted by pxmcc

When he has read my website before attempting to book.

When he has read my website before attempting to book. Originally Posted by Viktoria Stone

I guess that would help

Not to get deep but...

When he doesn't act shocked, surprised, and bewildered when we speak on the phone before the session and he realizes I sound "like a white girl".

The peculiar gentlemen whose heads pop off when they hear my cheerful & proper demeanor over the phone remind me just what so many hobbyists expect to encounter when they see a big booty black girl's showcase. And sometimes that reminder sucks!

You remind me of my Dad !

If she doesnt out or threaten to out

^^When they truly know how to wash their arse, and your towel is still "WHITE" when they're done...Heman to the rescue, psych

When she's wearing 'that skirt' that her mom wouldn't let her wear years ago.


[Ladies, when you were younger, like 16 or 17, that age when you THINK you're 'grown', but not really. You tried to walk out the house with a skirt that didn't hide much. Your mom sees you and goes, "I KNOW you ain't wearin' THAT!"


Oh, but now that you're grown, put it on!! PUT IT ON!!! ]

Instant boner material.

^^When they truly know how to wash their arse, and your towel is still "WHITE" when they're done...Heman to the rescue, psych Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Lol TFF 😂

If she doesnt out or threaten to out Originally Posted by Back2HoustonHobby

^^When they truly know how to wash their arse, and your towel is still "WHITE" when they're done...Heman to the rescue, psych Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

B2HH, there are certain disadvantages to being accused of being a curry shandle. you may want to try to disprove that one if it isn't, in fact, you...

I think lil stank stank, needs his own little thread besides the stalker one.. Its hard for him to stay focused, and on topic.. Maybe the name of it should be girls that have seen lil stank stank bcd or lil stank stank and the 2 mouse thread. Whatcha me think?

He can get molly-whopped in the , lil stank stank & 2 mouse thread, all day everyday if he wants

If he's done, then im finished. He gets no where close to getting up under my skin.. If he don't know, then he's about to find out..

He's going to need the, ECCIE paramedics to pick him up when I'm done with him.