If you want full STD check for free go to any fucking ER, they always look for volunteers to get tested, tell them you have no insurance and just want to get tested. I have done it many times. It always worked. Down at Mercy. I got tested for herpes at Mercy 4 times. Thank god all negative, including the blood one.
Lastly, people need to educate themselves on STD's before they freak out and read bullshit on the internet.
Common stuff like chlamydia, gonnorhea etc is easily passed around, however HIV is not that easily passed as many think. As a matter of fact statistics show that having an intercourse with someone HIV positive ONCE and SINGLE TIME, even if exposed to the virus, in small quantities is UNLIKELY TO LEAD TO INFECTION. This DOES NOT mean that it is impossible, it ONLY SUGGESTS that risk is relatively low. This DOES NOT mean that if you keep fucking the same person it won't happen. This ONLY pertains to A SINGLE TIME.
Just go to any ER and have them do it. Do not go to fucking places like QUEST. They charge $150 for a fucking simple herpes test. Not worth it.
If ER wants to know why, tell them you had unprotected sex and want to know your status. By law they CANNOT deny to run the tests.
They never have refused me testing and I have no insurance. They send me a bill, down the toilet it goes. Final result: I got tested and paid NOTHING. I also got the opportunity to yell at them and give them hard time. It was fun. Stick to your guns and you can get all the care free there. This is why those fucking overpaid morons are there. 95 per cent of people going there have NO EMERGENCY.
Originally Posted by tatasddd
This post sickens me. Firstly, who the fuck are you…google MD? You are a moron. You are certainly not a medical professional nor an infectious disease specialist so shut the fuck up with your assumed knowledge of stds. You are an authority of nothing.
Secondly, idiots like you are ruining our healthcare system. EDs are closing nationwide because of fucknuts like you going in for "non-emergencies" and not paying the bill afterwards. You are ruining this nation's health care system. Go the fuck home to Bulgaria.
Lastly, medical professionals are "overpaid morons"? Really? When the hell did you ever pass an A&P or microbiology course? Trust me, they earn every fucking cent because they have to deal with idiots like you. If you only saw what goes on behind the scenes every day in the ER and ICU. It's only a matter of time before you wind up there again overdosing on Carbofentanyl or some other idiotic move. If you are treating the staff like shit at Mercy…trust me, they will remember you next time…and your care will be compromised. They remember assholes.