Best place/method for joint STD screening

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On the contrary: misdemanour. American English spelling it misdemanor is butchered English. Do not forget that English was adopted in the US. That is not the US' language. You, just like me speak this language by necessity. Not because you were originally intended to. Originally Posted by tatasddd
MisdeMAnour is not a word. Is it a Bulgarian term?
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MisdeMAnour is not a word. Is it a Bulgarian term? Originally Posted by bambino
No it is an omission of my not too well functioning keyboard mr. stickler. The reason why it does not function well and sticks is because it was made in China for $5 value and sold in the US for $400 +. It aided the economy though. It is not my illiteracy, keep calm.
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No it is an omission of my not too well functioning keyboard mr. stickler. The reason why it does not function well and sticks is because it was made in China for $5 value and sold in the US for $400 +. It aided the economy though. It is not my illiteracy, keep calm. Originally Posted by tatasddd
I can buy that you have a “sticky” keyboard. It has nothing to do with the manufacturing of the product.
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I can buy that you have a “sticky” keyboard. It has nothing to do with the manufacturing of the product. Originally Posted by bambino
It has all to do with it. Cheap parts, shoddy assemblage. 100 per cent profit sold in the US for best buy or Walmart or whoever sold it to you. "Value" added into the "economy". Then the GDP is skyrocketing in Investopedia.
Number 1 : I am not hiding anything and because you are speculating with my medical condition I will stop here and leave it at that.

Number 2 : I will be out of the US in a matter of months.

No more explanation needed to you. Feel free and stay here and enjoy your unbacked, unrealistic pieces of paper printed by the retarded government that does trade with the banana republics and think you are living in the richest economy in the world.

Real economy with real money = PRODUCTION AND EXPORT. Not services like colleges, healthcare, hospitality, police , realtors, mortgagers, lenders useless military, broke government etc. The list goes on and on. Originally Posted by tatasddd

Would it be possible to start a gofundme account to expedite your departure? I am sure there would be plenty of people willing to help fund that! Glad to see you will be leaving!
I can buy that you have a “sticky” keyboard. It has nothing to do with the manufacturing of the product. Originally Posted by bambino
Can I assume it was from all the gay porn
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Can I assume it was from all the gay porn Originally Posted by bigguyt
You can't assume anything because you make and ASS of you and ME. Also, I don't know if you can. Can you? Or, should you, or are you to...? Or maybe even May you...? But what you should do for sure, is to go back to school and learn the modal verbs in English. Now that is not to be assumed but it is a fact.
You can't assume anything because you make and ASS of you and ME. Also, I don't know if you can. Can you? Or, should you, or are you to...? Or maybe even May you...? But what you should do for sure, is to go back to school and learn the modal verbs in English. Now that is not to be assumed but it is a fact. Originally Posted by tatasddd
Very informative, has a high school English teacher been plowing your back porch?

As much as I like talking grammar, I would like to keep this thread on topic.

I believe the best bet for the op is to go to the Allegheny county health department and have his tests done there. Some losers may and try to scam the system and admit to being an asshole while doing it, they are totally wrong and deserve hemorrhoids
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Can I assume it was from all the gay porn Originally Posted by bigguyt
That wouldn’t be an assumption.
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If you want full STD check for free go to any fucking ER, they always look for volunteers to get tested, tell them you have no insurance and just want to get tested. I have done it many times. It always worked. Down at Mercy. I got tested for herpes at Mercy 4 times. Thank god all negative, including the blood one.

Lastly, people need to educate themselves on STD's before they freak out and read bullshit on the internet.

Common stuff like chlamydia, gonnorhea etc is easily passed around, however HIV is not that easily passed as many think. As a matter of fact statistics show that having an intercourse with someone HIV positive ONCE and SINGLE TIME, even if exposed to the virus, in small quantities is UNLIKELY TO LEAD TO INFECTION. This DOES NOT mean that it is impossible, it ONLY SUGGESTS that risk is relatively low. This DOES NOT mean that if you keep fucking the same person it won't happen. This ONLY pertains to A SINGLE TIME.

Just go to any ER and have them do it. Do not go to fucking places like QUEST. They charge $150 for a fucking simple herpes test. Not worth it.

If ER wants to know why, tell them you had unprotected sex and want to know your status. By law they CANNOT deny to run the tests.

They never have refused me testing and I have no insurance. They send me a bill, down the toilet it goes. Final result: I got tested and paid NOTHING. I also got the opportunity to yell at them and give them hard time. It was fun. Stick to your guns and you can get all the care free there. This is why those fucking overpaid morons are there. 95 per cent of people going there have NO EMERGENCY. Originally Posted by tatasddd

This post sickens me. Firstly, who the fuck are you…google MD? You are a moron. You are certainly not a medical professional nor an infectious disease specialist so shut the fuck up with your assumed knowledge of stds. You are an authority of nothing.

Secondly, idiots like you are ruining our healthcare system. EDs are closing nationwide because of fucknuts like you going in for "non-emergencies" and not paying the bill afterwards. You are ruining this nation's health care system. Go the fuck home to Bulgaria.

Lastly, medical professionals are "overpaid morons"? Really? When the hell did you ever pass an A&P or microbiology course? Trust me, they earn every fucking cent because they have to deal with idiots like you. If you only saw what goes on behind the scenes every day in the ER and ICU. It's only a matter of time before you wind up there again overdosing on Carbofentanyl or some other idiotic move. If you are treating the staff like shit at Mercy…trust me, they will remember you next time…and your care will be compromised. They remember assholes.
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Your medical "professionals" could not make the difference between food allergy and staph infection. I cured myself after struggling 2 years with food allergy. This is how "competent" the medical "professionals" are. And do not insult me by calling me names. Emergency Centers are closing because there aren't as many emergency cases as there are doctors and emergency centers. 98 percent of the people going there have NO emergency. Emergency is when you are within an inch between life and death. Go to your nearest ER and see how everybody walks in or drives themselves and you will find out why ER's are closing. Healthcare doesn't cost shit. It is a right , not commodity.

The real reason behind healthcare costing so much is in your retarded government that thinks that a MD education costs hundreds of thousands of dollars. Dollars from a coputer ledger they "lend" to these "professionals". It costs 100 less in reality.
So when did you get a MD or DO and completed a residency program tatas?
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SK, I'd bet money he doesn't even have his GED. Wait, the Bulgarian equivalency of that is probably being able to fuck a goat when you hit puberty, so maybe he does. He is yet another example of "internet educated" who feels they are entitled to everything. He's never seen the inside of a classroom.
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SK, I'd bet money he doesn't even have his GED. Wait, the Bulgarian equivalency of that is probably being able to fuck a goat when you hit puberty, so maybe he does. He is yet another example of "internet educated" who feels they are entitled to everything. He's never seen the inside of a classroom. Originally Posted by Hematoma
edit -pk He’s so ignorant about how health care works in this country. But then again, he’s just plain ignorant.
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He’s so ignorant about how health care works in this country. But then again, he’s just plain ignorant.

Since you are so smart and astute why don't you tell us all how you make something so bungled and so much in the shambles like healthcare in America work?