whats the craziest place you ever played with yourself?

OMG some of these stories are so funny. Keeping a straight talking to mom while getting a hand job. Thats crazy. Remember that movie something about marry when the load was in her hair? made me think of that.

Ten_man I don't have a favorite spot. I will play with myself almost anywhere. My favorite place to CUM..... Lemme think..... On ya Face. Lol

Im so silly today : )

Well done Carmella - this is how to do a threAD successfully.

I thought it was a good thread. I need to get out more!

A porta John in Afghanistan 6 months into a 15 month tour in August

I’ve had sex in more places than I have played with myself at. At work I had an overnight job by myself nothing better to do so did that a lot, on a school bus trip for a girl to watch, driving down the road, I got a hj in a movie theater several times my favorite was Showgirls we snuck in as I was only 14 I popped 4 times, also jacked off and been given hj in strip club my favorite came in really early one day and place was empty I sat down girl got on stage got fully nude and was just dancing for me everyone including the manager was gone so I jacked off while she danced it was pretty dark but I think she knew what I was doing.

I’ve rubbed one out a few times in my deer stand while deer hunting. Something about being out in nature that gets me going.

I’ve rubbed one out a few times in my deer stand while deer hunting. Something about being out in nature that gets me going. Originally Posted by tortpicker

Wonder how that jizz smell works as a deer repellent.

you know now that you mention it Im pretty sure I didn't see anything after that lol

I’ve rubbed one out a few times in my deer stand while deer hunting. Something about being out in nature that gets me going. Originally Posted by tortpicker

One time in the Titan line at 6 flags....started discreetly rubbing one out when the super hot Latina in front of me noticed and helped me finish the deed by grinding on me. I think people knew what was going on ...we got some looks. Round two was with her again same day in a hidden area by Judge Roy Scream, except that time it was the real deal. We are still friends today.

In class lol

In my car at the parking garage at my office after work. Thank god for tinted windows. The number of people that walked by was in the hundreds since everyone leaves around the same time.

Sorry I haven't checked the thread in the last few days. But some good stories anyway. I been deer hunting before but never played in the woods. I always wanted to fuck in a airplane bathroom. But Im a moaner. I don't think i could be quiet. My loud ass might bring he plane doooooown. lol

Next time you let one off.... Think of me : )

Sorry I haven't checked the thread in the last few days. But some good stories anyway. I been deer hunting before but never played in the woods. I always wanted to fuck in a airplane bathroom. But Im a moaner. I don't think i could be quiet. My loud ass might bring he plane doooooown. lol

Next time you let one off.... Think of me : )
Originally Posted by Carmella_love69

Nice picture!