Last Minute Special

So apparently my sense of humor did not properly come through in my above statement. The JOB comment was a jab at the old folks home community that you see, not at your employment status. My degree was in Aeronautics so satire and sarcasm are the same thing in my world. The just respond with comment was again a shot at the social security draining seniors and not at you. I obviously am in need of a major draining to relieve some stress.....

I though thats what the ISO category was for . Originally Posted by alto

Hehe

So apparently my sense of humor did not properly come through in my above statement. The JOB comment was a jab at the old folks home community that you see, not at your employment status. My degree was in Aeronautics so satire and sarcasm are the same thing in my world. The just respond with comment was again a shot at the social security draining seniors and not at you. I obviously am in need of a major draining to relieve some stress..... Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

I'm sure a sexy lady here can help with that.... Just post an ISO... Any takers? Come on ladies... Lol

I though thats what the ISO category was for . Originally Posted by alto

Yes, sorta. The iso works in reverse though; clients post there looking for ladies and the ladies respond to the posts.

It would be WAY more helpful if we had a 3rd ad category, for short notice each day. Each provider gets to post there 1x a day if they are available that day at short notice. It would be SO helpful to both parties, but mods here decided to take ours away for some reason.

I'm sure a sexy lady here can help with that.... Just post an ISO... Any takers? Come on ladies... Lol Originally Posted by Alyssa71

Haha...my ISO would be written Victoria style

ISO last minute wet hair no makup stress relief..

Requirements...freshly showered but still wet...messy room but I will be standing...you must be slightly angry at the last guy that tried to schedule last minute and channel that anger into the suction you put on my cock...and when I come in your mouth...you tell me to get the fuck out as my cum dribbles down your face...

Maybe tomorrow....haha

So apparently my sense of humor did not properly come through in my above statement. The JOB comment was a jab at the old folks home community that you see, not at your employment status. My degree was in Aeronautics so satire and sarcasm are the same thing in my world. The just respond with comment was again a shot at the social security draining seniors and not at you. I obviously am in need of a major draining to relieve some stress..... Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

Rusty,

You may not have meant it rudely towards me, but you DID still call me sarcastic at the end, naughty boy. Someone needs a spanking.


I apologize too, then, if my response was rude. I am naturally on the defense when people 1. assume I don't do anything else but provide and 2. don't have a "real" job, outside of the hobby, so it is my natural inclination to pull out my claws and defend myself. No offense intended either.


So...what you're saying then is that all rocket scientists or aircraft engineers are satirically sarcastic by nature? Or is that sarcastically satirical? Hehe.


So, you're in need of some stress relieving draining, then? If only I knew a girl who was totally adept at providing just such a thing....

Haha...my ISO would be written Victoria style

ISO last minute wet hair no makup stress relief..

Requirements...freshly showered but still wet...messy room but I will be standing...you must be slightly angry at the last guy that tried to schedule last minute and channel that anger into the suction you put on my cock...and when I come in your mouth...you tell me to get the fuck out as my cum dribbles down your face...

Maybe tomorrow....haha Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

If you cum in her mouth. How would the cum dribble down the face? Damn these semantics. Lmao! Good story though!

Haha...my ISO would be written Victoria style

ISO last minute wet hair no makup stress relief..

Requirements...freshly showered but still wet...messy room but I will be standing...you must be slightly angry at the last guy that tried to schedule last minute and channel that anger into the suction you put on my cock...and when I come in your mouth...you tell me to get the fuck out as my cum dribbles down your face...

Maybe tomorrow....haha Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

Omfg.... hahahaha

Rusty,

You may not have meant it rudely towards me, but you DID still call me sarcastic at the end, naughty boy. Someone needs a spanking.


I apologize too, then, if my response was rude. I am naturally on the defense when people 1. assume I don't do anything else but provide and 2. don't have a "real" job, outside of the hobby, so it is my natural inclination to pull out my claws and defend myself. No offense intended either.


So...what you're saying then is that all rocket scientists or aircraft engineers are satirically sarcastic by nature? Or is that sarcastically satirical? Hehe.


So, you're in need of some stress relieving draining, then? If only I knew a girl who was totally adept at providing just such a thing.... Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Making up BCD is always fun. I vouch for him. Good guy.

Making up BCD is always fun. I vouch for him. Good guy. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

Haha! So sweet of you to try and push us two hobby love birds to kiss and make up. So sweet, lols.

Yes, sorta. The iso works in reverse though; clients post there looking for ladies and the ladies respond to the posts.

It would be WAY more helpful if we had a 3rd ad category, for short notice each day. Each provider gets to post there 1x a day if they are available that day at short notice. It would be SO helpful to both parties, but mods here decided to take ours away for some reason. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

THIS!

LMAO - great post!!!!

Haha! So sweet of you to try and push us two hobby love birds to kiss and make up. So sweet, lols. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I try!

I thought you had to pay extra for this sort of stuff... so my scheduling a week in advance is all for nothing? I could have just scheduled last min and gotten the dirty linens, no makeup, and the rushed experience without having to request it? Damn, good to know. whats it take for you to simply answer the door, take my wallet, hand me a flesh-lite and tell me to GTFO? Lol

I thought you had to pay extra for this sort of stuff... so my scheduling a week in advance is all for nothing? I could have just scheduled last min and gotten the dirty linens, no makeup, and the rushed experience without having to request it? Damn, good to know. whats it take for you to simply answer the door, take my wallet, hand me a flesh-lite and tell me to GTFO? Lol Originally Posted by blamo09

I can't tell if this is sarcasm.