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I would make absolutely no predictions on how many games the Hogs win next year. Ginger's reviews and Spanky's participation are much more certain.

Are Tupac and Elvis alive?

Are Tupac and Elvis alive? Originally Posted by JdeHog

Yep, on an island drinking beer.

Yep, on an island drinking beer.

Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Along with Kurt, John, Bruce, and Marilyn, it would seem. But where is Jim Morrison?

Dead, stupidily so. Hugely, add Jimi. And Janis.

But where is Jim Morrison? Originally Posted by JdeHog

Off finding some lizards to reign over...

He should go to south FL. Read a story about iguanas falling out of trees there due to cold weather. Incapacitated. Round up time.

If one of your favorite girls offered you a free round if you would roll around on the frozen ground naked for 5 minutes first, are you up for it?

Yep - if I wanted to see her bad enough.

If one of your favorite girls offered you a free round if you would roll around on the frozen ground naked for 5 minutes first, are you up for it? Originally Posted by WMJ4657

No, not worth it at my age and I can afford to pay

Well the question was sort of philosophical.

If one of your favorite girls offered you a free round if you would roll around on the frozen ground naked for 5 minutes first, are you up for it? Originally Posted by WMJ4657

The issue would be, in my case at least, if the round was to occur immediately after me rolling around on the frozen ground naked for the said 5 minutes first. If that were the case, then the said free round probably wouldn't occur due to the dreaded shrinkage coupled with my inability to achieve arousal due to the onset of hypothermia.

Yeah, I'm not sure I would be able to function after that so I don't think I would do it.

Dear spanky, what's the lotto numbers?

Dear spanky, what's the lotto numbers? Originally Posted by Rollypolly

They are the numbers chosen to see if someone wins the lotto.