Craziest,Funniest,Most Fun, or Dangerous Places you have had sex

Hitchhiking across the south with future-ex, got picked up by an el camino with a small camper top on the back, I was always hot for her and able to talk her into crazy shit like fucking on our sides on the floor of this guy's el camino. Not long after I blew he pulls over at a rest stop and says "I thought you guys could use a break." Never sure if he knew or not, he never let on past that and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna push it

Starbucks bathroom one afternoon about 3 pm. Only two employees present and they were busy cleaning the place up.
SAS

Hay Street railroad crossing. My car, slow-ass train and a horny waitress from a titty bar off Bragg Blvd. We were revved up and heading back to her place. Couldn't wait, pushed my seat all the way back and let her sit on my lap. Train finished before we did. Oh to be 19 and constantly horny again.

On a California beach one night with a woman I had just meet. I thought we were alone until I was ramming away and heard people walking behind us. I did not stop and we had fun.

Last week my girlfriend wanted to go drinking at a gay bar. I am not gay but I like drinking there because no one is trying to hit on my hot bitch, we can just have fun and drink. My girl was checking out some guy's cock and he wanted to see mine, so what the fuck, I'm cool with that and pull down my pants and underwear and he starts playing with me and the boys right there at the bar. My girl wonders off and this guy tells me he would love to suck my cock right now, so, what the fuck. I turned to the bar like I was just standing there and he got on his knees and gave me a head job right there.
It really felt good, not to mention fucking kinky!
I still get hard thinking about it.

A few years back in port aransas I stayed at a place called the beach lodge that had a wrap around deck and I was out on the deck with my friend with benefits anyway we were out drinking outside the hotel room on the deck and she was a total nympho she started stroking me getting me hard eventually sucking and fucking me right there outside it granted it was late and the hotel had few guests at the time...always a good memory to go back on

Omg!! This is bringing back some really awesome memories.. the problem with today's world is everything has a camera LOL whether there's somebody behind that camera all the time we don't know I feel sorry for the young people LOL

In a few years this thread will read funniest places you got caught f****** by a camera..lol?? Right?

It's a toss up for me in this one. Port a John at NIOSA or traveling east on IH 10. Started right outside Seguin and finished at the exit between Flatonia and Schlenburg.

I am not gay but

My girl wonders off and this guy tells me he would love to suck my cock right now, so, what the fuck.


I still get hard thinking about it.
Originally Posted by robexar

No judgement here, just an observation. Your statement seems..... contradictory.....

No judgement here, just an observation. Your statement seems..... contradictory..... Originally Posted by oldtiger

my thoughts exactly

25 years ago, ticket booth at sunken garden amphitheater, was left unlocked. Went back for a little rough play but very hot night.

stripper in vip booth at strip club in houston. not unusual

except

just opened, no other customers there.

Well, I guess she was bored and wanted to play and I wasn't thinking with the right head.

It was normal, until she really got into it. she was on top riding me and then she started ramming me into the wall. The sex was fantastic, but my head and neck hurt for like a week and I thought I might have to go to a doctor.

the bartenter, bouncer, and a couple of others strippers didn't clap. They just had big smirks on their faces and said have a nice day as I left. it was unreal.

How many stories start with... I was at a strip/night club or bar?

ok crazy for me, funny for you.


a couple decades ago, way up north.

I had a friend(yes a stripper) who was bsc. I was young, didn't bother me.

One time, she got mad at her sugardaddy, so she called him on the phone told him she was going to fuck me bb and have me cim(we always used condom's before and she didn't like cim).. thankfully he was a truck driver a couple states away at the time, but later I saw the hole he put in her wall when he got back.

another time.. she wanted to blow me in front of another stripper she had a crush on(nice looking black woman). shame that didn't come to pass.

The loft above the garage of a MILF I was banging when her drunk husband was asleep in front of the television 100 ft away. Probably did this 50 times over a yr period....