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what the hell's Avatar
I have the type of body that requires me to hobby if I want action. Unfortunately that goes for my personality too. I wish I could at least have one or the other, I have neither.

I have the type of body that makes women appreciate every other guy they have been with.
+1 LOL
I have an Esprit De Corps Body:

This is my body.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My body is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My body without me is useless. Without my body, I am useless.
I must use my body true.
I must fuck harder than my partner who is trying to fuck me.
I must suck him before he sucks me. I will...
My body and myself know that what counts in sexy is not the rounds we go,
the noise of our moans, nor the mess we make.
We know it is the O's that count. We will O...
My body is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a lover.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its feel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of barebackers and disease.
I will keep my body clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We are one with each other. We are...
Before God I swear this creed.
My body and myself are the defenders of the sexy.
We are the masters of the baitor.
We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
yaddayadda's Avatar
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I iiiii ain't got no body, no body, no nobody......shoobe do bop, shoobe do bop.

Just a gigolo and everybody know, the part I am playing........
I have a:
Tattoo-free-type body
CuRvALiciouS-type body
NaturaLLy-deLiCiouS-type body
I could-stand to lose-a-cpL lbs-
but I fired my personaltrainer-for yelling at me
Lol-type body.
Im still LoviN when this body is straddlin' YOU-type body
and the GiRLs are bouNcin' in Ur face-type body
whiLE I griND on U-and ShoW U heaVeN-type body

I possess a paSSioNate- HIGHLY SEX-DRIVEN type-body!!

Guest021213's Avatar
+1 December


I have an Esprit De Corps Body:

This is my body.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My body is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My body without me is useless. Without my body, I am useless.
I must use my body true.
I must fuck harder than my partner who is trying to fuck me.
I must suck him before he sucks me. I will...
My body and myself know that what counts in sexy is not the rounds we go,
the noise of our moans, nor the mess we make.
We know it is the O's that count. We will O...
My body is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a lover.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its feel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of barebackers and disease.
I will keep my body clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We are one with each other. We are...
Before God I swear this creed.
My body and myself are the defenders of the sexy.
We are the masters of the baitor.
We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Originally Posted by DecemberLove
I have a body that will squirm against and beneath you.
I have a body with lovely, full breasts.
I have a body with legs (though short) look great in skirts and heels.
I have a body that loves being next to another naked body.
daty/o's Avatar
I have an Esprit De Corps Body:
Originally Posted by DecemberLove
December, I like your version.
December, I like your version. Originally Posted by eccl3
Semper Fi
DrHouse's Avatar
Since I don't like bringing attention upon myself, let's just say I enjoy the pleasantly surprised looks of approval on providers' faces when they see me naked for the first time.
Clever my Dear, try this

Body Warrior Ethos

I will always place the her body first.I will never accept defeat.I will never quit.I will never leave her body unfulfilled.


I have an Esprit De Corps Body:

This is my body.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My body is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My body without me is useless. Without my body, I am useless.
I must use my body true.
I must fuck harder than my partner who is trying to fuck me.
I must suck him before he sucks me. I will...
My body and myself know that what counts in sexy is not the rounds we go,
the noise of our moans, nor the mess we make.
We know it is the O's that count. We will O...
My body is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a lover.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its feel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of barebackers and disease.
I will keep my body clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We are one with each other. We are...
Before God I swear this creed.
My body and myself are the defenders of the sexy.
We are the masters of the baitor.
We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Originally Posted by DecemberLove
  • ddf69
  • 06-09-2011, 02:49 PM
At 42, I have a better body than when I was 32!!!


Perhaps even better than at 22!
Big Joe's Avatar
I have a bigger body, but i love my body

I have a take the shirt off in public, I don't give a fuck type body.

I have an college offensive lineman type body.

I have a more to love body.

This is my body, and I like it.
I have a i have had alot of kids body !
I have a lightly kid marked body !
I have a womanly body !
I have a curvy body !
I have a perfect body for me !

I think we are all perfect in our own way we just have to learn to embrace our flaws and find the beauty in them like others do.
netman's Avatar
I have a "not bad" for 83 body Originally Posted by LuckJack
Dude... you are 83 years old?

If you are, all I can say is... GOOD FOR YOU!!!

Seriously!!!

netman