Encounter: April Jancen's Fuckery

there's a reason i don't bring my peacemaker to sessions. i can solve hobby problems without shooting anyone, thanks..

not bear-spraying the ho when she was at my mercy doesn't make me a pussy imo. running from a pimp, now that's a pussy move. if she woulda called a pimp, it woulda been game on. she just got lucky I'm a nice dude. lotta guys woulda sprayed the ho in the same scenario to get their property back, and I wouldn't blame 'em a bit.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

What a crock of bullshit. A damn woman scared you off but a man would have made you pull out a piece? Let me frank with you, you are pussy all around. It doesn't matter if a man or a woman had showed up to the scene, you would have ran like a scared little boy. This has to be the most pathetic rebuttal. I haven't read the ROS but I think you attempted forced bbfs and she wasn't going to have any of it.

What a crock of bullshit. A damn woman scared you off but a man would have made you pull out a piece? Let me frank with you, you are pussy all around. It doesn't matter if a man or a woman had showed up to the scene, you would have ran like a scared little boy. This has to be the most pathetic rebuttal. I haven't read the ROS but I think you attempted forced bbfs and she wasn't going to have any of it. Originally Posted by themasterblaster

bro why don't you pay for PA so you don't have to talk outta your ass. you clearly haven't the slightest clue..

bro why don't you pay for PA so you don't have to talk outta your ass. you clearly haven't the slightest clue.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Bring your gun.

Why don't you buy a gun? Originally Posted by themasterblaster

i own a gun. i aint gonna shoot anyone over hobby fuckery unless my life is in danger.
google bear spray. it's a much better option for hobby misadventures, cause no one dies..

With all the hobby activity of pxmcc, the amount out the window here is peanuts compared to the overall

With all the hobby activity of pxmcc, the amount out the window here is peanuts compared to the overall Originally Posted by VitaMan

that is correct sir. i've been on a 1-a-day for about the last 3 months. i rarely write reviews now except for special requests, trainwrecks, or knock-my-socks-off sessions. crazy thing is April made both Categories ii and iii and got reviewed for both. full review with original session pics on the other site..

You should know better Originally Posted by tbone2u

indeed. you always make exceptions for your faves..and then end up regretting it..

stay cynical my friends..

Originally Posted by themasterblaster

you finally read the ROS. so would you have sprayed her with bear spray when she was cornered to get your shit back, or let her go like i did?

btw, i know what the hell i'm doing. i just had a soft spot for one of my Atfs. 1 fuckery session out of the last 180 sessions is not a bad average, actually, imho..

you finally read the ROS. so would you have sprayed her with bear spray when she was cornered to get your shit back, or let her go like i did?

btw, i know what the hell i'm doing. i just had a soft spot for one of my Atfs. 1 fuckery session out of the last 180 sessions is not a bad average, actually, imho.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Originally Posted by themasterblaster

No sir. when she started bullshitting on the time she'd get back to the hotel, i smelled a rat. an ATF can engage in session fuckery as much as a BP ghetto ho can..

a 2nd spray would not have been necessary. the product is designed to incapacitate a 1200 pound grizzly from 30 feet away..

No sir. when she started bullshitting on the time she'd get back to the hotel, i smelled a rat. an ATF can engage in session fuckery as much as a BP ghetto ho can..

a 2nd spray would not have been necessary. the product is designed to incapacitate a 1200 pound grizzly from 30 feet away.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Sorry, glad you wrote the report though.

Yep you made some mistakes but you were doing the honorable thing and respecting her and should be proud of yourself and know that you are much better than her. Hang in there. Originally Posted by loveitdou

thank you sir for putting a positive spin on things..

would take more than some HDH fuckery to keep me on the hobby sidelines tho..

As someone that had a lot of fun with her when she first started out it sucks to see this happen. Sorry it happened to you, but appreciate the heads up. Originally Posted by Ahdroid1983

You know Ahdroid i feel the same way. she was easily one of my ATFs. then she got greedy and lazy. but she did try to hit me up for a big loan the previous session, so that was kinda weird too..

btw, don't even loan money to a hooker. instead make it a gift, if ur so inclined. same result, but you'll feel better about it..

"If you have extra money, it's okay to pass it out. Just don't ever expect to see it again."


- advise from your mamma