101 things NOT to say during S*X!

BabyDallass's Avatar
186. Can I borrow 5 bucks?

187. We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.

188. Get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!

189. My mom taught me this.....

190. What`s your name again?

191. I`m still looking for your good side

192. Hey! My friends were right your ARE good!!!
PAPA JOE's Avatar
193. i didn't cum, a blister popped.
shagnthor's Avatar
168. I think I'm hitting your sponge. Originally Posted by shorty
Dude, that's the funniest shit!

#19x: Is that your contraceptive or did you stuff your snatch with fishing line?
PAPA JOE's Avatar
195. noooo, i won't cum in your mouth !
196. What is that smell???


Huck
BabyDallass's Avatar
197. Please, tell me it gets bigger!

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200. The doctor said is not contagious
PAPA JOE's Avatar
201. DATY is ok. it's just bleeding a little
BabyDallass's Avatar
202. I broke my hip!

203. It`s starting to hurt!
TechOne's Avatar
200-b. The Doctor said it 'could' be contagious...TAXI!!
201. Michael Bolton called. He wants his sweater back.
202. I've had plastic surgery so I may not feel a thing.
203. What was your name again?
204. I give the best head ever...my Daddy says so
205. Are you done yet? Jeopardy comes on at 6...
206. I have a headache