
You think you are funny, don't you. Your made up quotes are just sick. Not because you are making fun of religion. They are sick because it is a lie. I have no respect for someone who intentionally lies. It is not a joke when you make up stuff just to talk.I found it amusing, but if you are on a hobby website and get offended because of a satirical bible quote, then I don't know what to say.
Copernicious ??? WTF, that is just stupid. I know the story of science and religion better than most. This is not funny, just stupid.
JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
I found it amusing, but if you are on a hobby website and get offended because of a satirical bible quote, then I don't know what to say. Originally Posted by kcbigpapaBig Papa,
Exactly! I can only imagine what how he would have reacted to learning about the Book of Hesitations and Anticipations! Originally Posted by scorpio31Now, this is funny. These books don't exist, and that is the joke.
Big Papa,You are offended when someone makes a stupid statement? I can understand that I guess. Like this statement below which is obviously stupid.
You missed the point. This is not a quote. This is not satire. I don't care that it concerned religion - or not. It was just plain stupid.
If you follow my writing at all, you will understand that the offense is when one makes a stupid statement, and tries to cover the lie by pretending quote someone.
The offense would be the same if he had pretended to quote either Time Magazine or Mad Magazine.
JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
Catnipper,Every educated person. Seriously? Not one educated person in western society is not a reader of the Bible? I bet a lot of non-Bible reading western educated smart people would take great offense to your biased statement. This defense of the Bible leads me to think your offense to Cat's post is about religion, whether you admit it or not.
Some of us had to read the bible when we were young. It is required reading for every educated person in western society. Originally Posted by JRLawrence
Now, this is funny. These books don't exist, and that is the joke.Are you saying the Book of Copernicious is real?
No pretense is made to cover ignorance. The joke is on the ignorant.
Do you catch the difference?
JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
The shield that all so-called comedians hide behind. If they say something intelligent or insightful they want full credit but if it turns out to be rude, intolerant, stupid, or just plain wrong... Originally Posted by JD BarleycornJohn, if these were the criteria for being a comedian, you would be the most successful comedian on this board.
The shield that all so-called comedians hide behind. If they say something intelligent or insightful they want full credit but if it turns out to be rude, intolerant, stupid, or just plain wrong then they were only kidding. So just calm down. Originally Posted by JD BarleycornKidding can be light, or just mean. Many times have we heard some asshole say to us they were only kidding, when we know that they really meant to hurt, dig, or criticize.
Kidding can be light, or just mean. Many times have we heard some asshole say to us they were only kidding, when we know that they really meant to hurt, dig, or criticize.Rationalize it all you want, but you were wrong. Also, are you saying you are free of the "misuse others, lie, abuse, steal or just be stupid," part of your post?
It may be the asshole's most used excuse for being what he is.
As for the educated person in Western Society, this is like the political reporter that I heard state several years ago that no one reads certain books anymore (how sad). I had read them all: "The Communest Manifesto" by Carl Marx and Frederick Engels (1848), "Das Kapital" by Carl Marx, "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler (1939), "Common Sense" by Thomas Pain (One should also read the rest of his political pamphlets.)
If you have other contacts in the world you should have also read the basic works of Buddha to understand that his work was as much a psychology as a religion. Psychology did not exist in his day, and religion was the only way to express his views and teachings.
If you have contact with the middle east it would be recommended that the time be taken to read the Koran (or Qu'ran) the primary source of faith and community practice for over 1.5 billion people.
Likewise, Christianity represents roughly 1/3 of the world's population. Anyone who claims to be educated should understand the religion of over 2 billion people.
If you are involved with science work one should have also read about the development of science, and the split between science and religion with the work of Isaac Newton and other alchemists which many have classified as occult. Today we view chemistry not in religious terms, but as Newton did, as elements classified into groups. His pursuit of chemical experiment that did not work and the religious implications that did not work either have, in today's world, lead us to a greater understanding of the basic principles of science.
By the way, everyone likes sex. Just because we discuss other things here, our appreciation of sex is not an excuse to misuse others, lie, abuse, steal or just be stupid.
JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
"As for the educated person in Western Society, this is like the political reporter that I heard state several years ago that no one reads certain books anymore (how sad). I had read them all: "The Communest Manifesto" by Carl Marx and Frederick Engels (1848), "Das Kapital" by Carl Marx, "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler (1939), "Common Sense" by Thomas Pain (One should also read the rest of his political pamphlets.)"Yes I read Mein Kompf my senior year of High School. I had read about all of the problems of the extermination camps during WWII and how bad the war was, and how wrong the German's had been. In 7th grade there was a reference in my history book about how the ancient Germans has "loved war". My reason for reading it was as Paul Harvey says now: to get "the rest of the story".
@ JR
Did you REALLY read Mein Kompf??? Just so you could get inside of the head of Adolf Hitler???? BEEEEEE ZAAAHHHRRR bro.I was a History major and never once did a professor of mine advocate reading it. Marx, Engels, and Pain yes. Adolf Hitler NO! Nothing and I mean absolutely NOTHING can be learned from Mein Kompf. So sayeth me and all my History professors from that expensive college I went to. Originally Posted by Seomon