Bloody one night stand

You like your burger rare? Originally Posted by Dick Goesinya

Well done please! Kills all the germs.

I have never claimed to be an OB-GYN

NOR

have I ever claimed that I played one on TV's General Hospital.

Go4it's story about DATYing a girl whose Tampax was still in her


reminds me of a joke we used to tell when I was in High School:

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth after eating.