Whores who pretend that they are not broke

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I'm a sex worker, not DSS. He has to go somewhere else for handouts. Originally Posted by valkyra
Interesting idea.
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you are absolutely right to bring up this crisis that nobody talks about

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WHORES BY BOOKING AN APPOINTMENT TODAY Originally Posted by valkyra
I don't know who Bear's father is, it's true, I only met him once, but leave my fur baby out of it! Rude

Originally Posted by valkyra
oh come on, laugh a little

you guys are so serious when it comes to hating us

you don't have to like every single one of us

one provider cannot cover every demographic

obviously, if you like blonde hair (or hair at all) and a girl who keeps her mouth shut, you won't like me

seriously guys
smile more

put all of this wasted time and effort into talking about a provider you DO like! Do you guys have a favorite provider? Originally Posted by valkyra
aw, lily! look at how far we've come Originally Posted by valkyra
I think EVERYONE pretends their life is okay to a certain degree, don't you?

Obviously we each have our own struggles, triumphs. You wouldn't share with your employer about a string of bad luck you were having. You have to show up to work, ready. Nobody wants to hear a sob story - they want action. When someone asks how you are doing? Fine. Are you fine?

And another point I'd like to make -

If someone telling you that their life is going well, why does it make you mad?

Is it because you are insecure about your current place in life, and don't like the idea that someone like me, or her, or him, or any other sex worker, found something they enjoy doing? Is it because you haven't found something you love, yet?

I'm sorry you think I should hate my job. That I, myself, am a deeply morally spoiled woman who is only good on her knees. But what you think isn't going to change my mind, and it isn't going to make any other sex worker go "Hm, maybe I SHOULD be ashamed!"

I do not find shame in what we do. We embrace sexuality and we embrace sharing that sexuality with the men who seek us out.

I think all of this stems from you needing to take a look at yourself, and your own happiness. Clearly you are projecting. Psychology 101. Originally Posted by valkyra
bby you know i'm always here for you




You are the ray of sunshine that lights up my cloudy days. Have you posted this line, or a slight variant of it, on every single board yet? Originally Posted by valkyra
Optimistic Whore.
The best kind.
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I'm a sex worker, not DSS. He has to go somewhere else for handouts. Originally Posted by valkyra
you have no Watchers or fresh pie eaters that like to see the pie being made.. But Sir they pay well .
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I'm a sex worker, not DSS. He has to go somewhere else for handouts. Originally Posted by valkyra
DDS makes me think here…Hey! He can watch you practice those oral skills on me lmao
Next Best Thing's Avatar
Forgot to mention that in addition to looking attractive, it's equally important that whores not smell bad.

Unacceptable odors include residual cigarette stench, smelling like any bodily secretion including other men's cum or shit, and general halitosis stink.

This of course also in addition to the bullshit fantasy narrative about not being destitute to the point that they will do virtually anything for $200.

Please take note.

Thank you.
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Forgot to mention that in addition to looking attractive, it's equally important that whores not smell bad.

Unacceptable odors include residual cigarette stench, smelling like any bodily secretion including other men's cum or shit, and general halitosis stink.

This of course also in addition to the bullshit fantasy narrative about not being destitute to the point that they will do virtually anything for $200.

Please take note.

Thank you. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
I"m not taking notes from someone who doesn't spend more than 200 on a good time, and then complains that the good time wasn't as good as it could be.

You don't have a single provider you like? Your two reports are both "No". Are you sure you should even be in the hobby?Sometimes it isn't for everybody.

Don't force yourself to sleep with hookers when what you're really looking for is a wife. You'll always complain and never be satisfied.
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More pop psychology.
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But, have you found a wife?
Or anyone for which you don't need the pill? /s
Next Best Thing's Avatar
The whore rejects the notion that prostitutes should be physically attractive and not smell like shit.

How can common ground be found.
valkyra's Avatar
The whore rejects the notion that prostitutes should be physically attractive and not smell like shit.

How can common ground be found. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

You're grasping at straws. You know damn well the point I'm trying to get across, and it has nothing to do with the hygiene of myself or my fellow workers.

You don't have any ground to stand on. You have nothing to base your statements off of.

Everything you say is irrelevant. You literally sit here and talk shit, all day, that's all you do. Nothing you say is from experience. All you've known is a miserable experience, so you want everyone else to be dragged down to your level instead of you lifting yourself up and out of the shithole you've created for yourself.

And it's not just the whores you are pissing off.

Men come here to gather INFORMATION and FACTS and then there is you, pissing your opinion everywhere, on every board, even when you HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN OR INTERACTED WITH .5% OF THE WHORES AVAILABLE. You have NO say in ANY of this shit.

At some point you'll realize how dumb you sound.
But like, come on, man. Find a hobby. Jack off, if none of the prostitutes do it for you. You're miserable. Nobody likes that kind of energy.
Next Best Thing's Avatar
More pop psychology.

Keep in mind I also rarely if ever become upset by the words of irrelevant individuals.
valkyra's Avatar
More pop psychology.

Keep in mind I also rarely if ever become upset by the words of irrelevant individuals. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
That's a wonderful philosophy you have. Still, nobody gives a damn that you can't find a whore you like. We've all tried to help you. You don't listen. I, personally, am out of sympathy, contrary to your quote in your signature.

Let us know when you found one you DO like, okay? You can even post a review and then have access to the men's lounge, which is the one of the only places you can post without getting harassed by me.

See? Lots of motivation for you to get off the computer and go do something you enjoy for a change!
Next Best Thing's Avatar
Us again.

I speak for myself only baby.

Sorry you can't handle it and that it upsets you.
valkyra's Avatar
Us again.

I speak for myself only baby.

Sorry you can't handle it and that it upsets you. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

[the point]





[you]


If you check skipthegames, there are plenty of girls within your price range and they're NOT ALL BAD, contrary to the site's reputation. I'm sure Tryst has a few in that price range as well, and it is a well known reputable site. Someone there should be able to do something for you. ENJOY YOURSELF.


That's an order, Sir!
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Thank you for appearing not to be upset and offering practical advice darling.