I MISS PENIS!!!!

it'll be much longer than a month for me. i'll have a lot stored up and pent up for you.
Well it has been 10 days in my drought, and I got 20 more to go. Its amazing the things you do when your not having sex, I adopted one of those children off the T.V., read some books and painted a picture of a flower. Oh no Im going through worse withdraws than I thought. So when I get home I need a knight and shining cock as soon as possible. I might become a nun at the rate im going, and thats a awful waste of talent. lol
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thats a awful waste of talent. lol Originally Posted by Bianca Page
So I have heard Ms. Page, so I have heard.

How about a Sith Lord with a shiney condom? Would that be ok?
Look at it, like riding a bike.
Once you learn how, you can never forget.
Just get on and go.... speed, stop, peddle.

If you know what I mean.
Glad that you made it to Tennetucky safely, Bianca.

Big Jake posted this somewhere so I thought I'd include it;


I dunno, it
just seemed relevant.

Have a good visit and a safe trip back, hun.


Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
I never said that, she is mexican.
I could go last, you boys are not using the last 4 inches anyways. Thats were the tight shit is.
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I could go last, you boys are not using the last 4 inches anyways. Thats were the tight shit is. Originally Posted by Big Jake
enderwiggen: NOW may I borrow your signature line? I don't need it for long.
I know this is a stupid thread but I hope everyone can feel my pain. I made it safe to TN. So im one week down, 3 more to go. I havent been laid in a week:< When I get back to houston that means I havent got laid in a month. I hope I dont forget what to do. So when I get home ill probably have the energy of a wild animal or be like a scared kitty when I get action. Originally Posted by Bianca Page
Am I missing something? Is there a lack of men in TN?
10 day in, 20 to go. Sounds like rehab to me.
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10 day in, 20 to go. Sounds like rehab to me. Originally Posted by Egrbvr
That's a pretty bold (not to mention libelous) accusation to make publicly with absolutely no factual basis.

You still have time to edit - or post the FACTS (those you have first hand knowledge of) which give you the right to smear another's reputation on a public board.

Call me a WK if you will (yes, Bianca is a friend) but that also places me in a superior position than you to KNOW the facts surrounding her trip.

You threw the gauntlet down. Your choice!
+1
We should be careful not to imply something about a person, even in jest, with or without first hand knowledge of the situation.
In other words, it's nobodys "Bidness" why she in "Dickless, TN"
I am sorry, that was a bad joke and I meant no harm. Poor choice on my part. My apologies to Bianca.
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I am sorry, that was a bad joke and I meant no harm. Poor choice on my part. Originally Posted by Egrbvr
Egrbvr Thank you for clarifying!

Now back to topic, I am picking her up from the airport TG! you better have a faster car.......LOL
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I am sorry, that was a bad joke and I meant no harm. Poor choice on my part. My apologies to Bianca. Originally Posted by Egrbvr
Thank you, egrbvr!

Egrbvr Thank you for clarifying!

Now back to topic, I am picking her up from the airport TG! you better have a faster car.......LOL Originally Posted by auknowho
LMAO! Mods get all the perks. First it was the free parking; now this! Don't forget to park in Long Term in case her flight's delayed.


Sshh! Don't anybody tell him she drove to Tennessee!
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LMAO! Mods get all the perks. First it was the free parking; now this! Don't forget to park in Long Term in case her flight's delayed.
Originally Posted by TexasGator
What is this free parking? I have to find out now? I get no perks? I paid for mine at the boat........LMAO

Sshh! Don't anybody tell him she drove to Tennessee! Originally Posted by TexasGator
That is what I can right intel! now how can BP see me before you? I guess I will be standing in line too......LOL