Rule 1… We Don’t talk about Fight Club in Amps

LEOs are watching, there are at least three other review boards plus AMP web sites. Cops aren’t dumb, they know what’s going on w/o ECCIE, etc.

To LEO:

I, William O'Goods, lied.

I am 46 years old. I have never been on a date. I am a computer tech guy for AT&T. I play video games and watch Big Bang Theory. Penny is soooo hot. Leonard is my idol.

I don't own a Yugo. I have a Ford Fiesta. I don't own Ray-Bans. I wear the free glasses I got from a T-Mobile booth at Comic Con, the ones with the pink earpieces.

I have never had sex. I made up all these stories of my wild escapades, so the other guys will think I'm cool.

I'm sorry for any trouble I have caused.

You are correct

He is hilarious. I, too, am totally full of bullshit. Just ask Nancy, haha.

Wait, I thought this whole site was based on fantasies. People don't actually write true to life stuff here. It's all fantasy and fiction.

Some of the shit you read here has got to be real. You can't make that shit up.

Ok. Sea Hag was a real person. And, the gal that threw me out for not tipping extra to touch her butt, screaming "Yoo touch my butt! No free! Yoo tip!", she was real. Other than that, all lies.

The guys on this forum who walk in and literally get the full service special menu in shop after shop also take care of themselves, look good, are fun to be with, focus very much on the lady, tip appropriately, and keep their mouths shut about the details.

These same guys and techniques will pick up a hot waitress from the corner restaurant just the same. The winning position here is to write a review that tells a lot but spells out nothing. Billo has great style. Originally Posted by vigilant17

Vigilant17 for Nobel Poon Prize. This is a good time to take a long hard look in the mirror if you are not getting from the hobby what you desire. Great post comrade! Maladyets!

PS: the hot 18-year-old cashier at Kroger that also has to occasionally pull in shopping carts is prime for some fun extra-curricular cash flow. Trust me. Ya gotta have game.

One more tip: if a lady at a spa asks what kind of service you received from another lady who works there, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER give details. It will ALWAYS backfire. If you won't tell on a coworker, she knows she can trust you to keep your mouth shut. I never mention reviews or Eccie.

A new lady I saw at Yoyo once asked me who I had seen there before. I mentioned names she would know to prove my legitimacy. Then she asked me what kind of massage I received from them. I said the same old boring usual type of massage that I can get anywhere. But I hope we can have some fun together. Because none of them were as sexy as you. Mission accomplished.

More tips from Uncle Cheb.

100% agree. I was using the term “She gave me a $50 water bottle” and was not given credit. Let’s be a bit looser and let us be a bit more cryptic. Originally Posted by BobbyC50

Yeah, I don’t think that fools anyone. Based my viewership of Court TV, they will simply ask you to explain what you meant and lying will only make things worse.

"I don't recall." - Hillary Clinton