Look at my selfie in my avatar! Hell they open new lane for me at Kroger as well just to get me out of the store to keep me from scaring the children and making the milfs run away. Originally Posted by CaptainZmanThats actually a legitimate reason to open a lane. I guess it depends on whether the female cashier is checking you out slowly or fast. Fast means you're ugly. Slow means she finds you at least a bit handsome.