Tswd has run away with penelope

I think those two are following me on Twitter. By the looks of their tweets they stopped at a gay bar and TSWD got into a fight with a drag queen over a full lace front human wig imported from England.
That queen grabbed TSWD's wig and shiz went down.
TSWD has mean south paw swing and that queen went sleepy time.
Henny Penny filmed it.

This must have been before penelopes demise. RIP
Best I can tell, is tswd is on the way back to Austin somehow? I cutoff the credit card.
But yeah leave it up to tswd to get in a brawl at any type of a bar.

It's a good thing you cut that card off.
A wig like that can run up to five grand. It's hand tied you know.

But how is tswd going to get back to Austin?

But how is tswd going to get back to Austin? Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

You know providers are crazy over tswd. Their network will get tswd home.

I just received a cash app request from TSWD for $2000.
That's one high maintenance tranny.

I just received a cash app request from TSWD for $2000.
That's one high maintenance tranny. Originally Posted by R.M.

Hope you denied it. But yeah tswd is one expensive drama filled ts.

Waiting for the down payment ......

Tswd made it home. Wet cold and broke.
I see the provider pipeline aided in tswd's return. Somehow I just know I'm gonna get blamed for something

Disclaimer- wd is not responsible for any of tswd's actions.

Of course not (in wd's fantasy world that is).
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Disclaimer: That is not ECG's vette. Her's was black, and went to the auction last October.

Of course not (in wd's fantasy world that is).
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Disclaimer: That is not ECG's vette. Her's was black, and went to the auction last October. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Any idea why tswd has a Baltimore ravens stick on tattoo on its butt cheek?

Yeah, one of ECG's friends did that when tswd and Penny were in Upset.
It's the same gal that bought a Raven's jersey for my dog to wear.
I can't get a single day without her friends harassing me.
Actually they harass both of us.
Something about two old dinosaurs that need to be put out to pasture.

Wish that damn stick on tattoo would fall off! Imagine having to see that every time tswd walks thru the house in that thong panty tswd wears.
Disturbing