TOP ten things to look for which might mean you are an older provider

If you had sex with Shayla your a lucky motherfucker and don't care how old you are. Originally Posted by burkalini

Burk you give me way too much credit. There's LOTS of lucky motherfuckers in this case.

LOL
You know your an older provider when your age isn't listed in the age drop down box

not even a + sign

When her old, scrunched and wrinkled tube of KY is made from aluminum.

She might be an older provider if has one of those hot water bottle things with a tube on it to clean her pussy.

you know when you are old because you have to take a blue pill.

If you saw the debut of the Rocky Horror picture show.

If you use your tits to hold up your pants

I'm so glad I don't have that problem! lol

She might be an older provider if has one of those hot water bottle things with a tube on it to clean her pussy. Originally Posted by burkalini

That's not used to fill with beer and use with the long white straw?

If you start noticing that your varicose veins resemble the state of California you might be an older provider

That's not used to fill with beer and use with the long white straw? Originally Posted by buzzworm86

Your completely right. You keep having fun with your beer bong

Oh you guys lol.

If your pussy is so dry you need an account with Chevron to have sex you might be an older provider.