WOW WHAT A CONVO WITH MOM.. SHE CALLED IT A FUR BURGER!!! LOL

One eyed trouser trout

mom fur burger, three words i never want to hear in the same sentence LOL

Hahahaha!!!

I like to reference mine as the Texas Tube Steak... Or Choreeeeze

Yummm lol ... tube steak ,"palo" ,skun flute, magic wand, boner, stiffy, ding a ling, cock, dick, sáusigeeeee, wang, wang chung, pito.. lol.

Took an older buddy of mine to lunch at Hooters one day. After eating wings, I told him he should order dessert. He asked what was good. I told him to ask for an order of throbbler cobbler. The waitress came up and he started to ask for it......I just had to stop him before he got slapped.

Chorizo con huevos...for breakfast, lunch, and dinner por favor!

And, here's Pepper's little Taco...lol

Lmao!! Throbbler cobbler .. sounds yummy with ice "cream" @ L.N too cute!!

Just under 30 days...
Not to change the subject too much but... my dad called a kotex a "man hole cover"

lol ewww ..
I about died laughing one time bc my cousin and i were on a road trip and we had a small bag left out with all lil travel stuff.. well lets just say he got in the bag and started making laser noises and he had put the pads on his forearms and forehead and he kept saying POWERRANGERs.. lmao kids do the craziest things !!