I just want all the hooktards and fucktards to play nice and be adults for a change.
Butt since there is no way in hell that would happen, I would settle for a weekend every month with a wonderful woman.
And then when you want to really gross them out... Pick one of the deer droppings up and eat it. It's pretty hard to gross out a kid. That usually does the trick!
Dear Santa
As Reese mentioned, I also wish for health and happiness to my family and friends.
I am also hoping that a great new real life job opportunity shows itself that will allow me the flexibility to continue my favorite hobby.
And finally Santa, and end to starvation around the world...
E