Hey Ladies..

Interesting... Now that's what I'm Talking about ..*Taking Notes*



It's on ... Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

Sorry, anytime I see "Hey ladies" I think of the Beasties.

Thankfully I almost never encounter the skid mark thing, but the one time I did, I told the guy this was a bed, not a racetrack. Originally Posted by alluringava

....and its Still Looking cuming into the final stretch LOL

You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.



Originally Posted by pyramider

WTF!! GROSS!!

IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper?

....and its Still Looking cuming into the final stretch LOL

Originally Posted by Still Looking

LOL with a fast race car no doubt .


Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.

Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them).

IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper? Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi

LOL with a fast race car no doubt .


Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.

Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them). Originally Posted by alluringava

My oh my, thats sad but funny! Ava now you know why red necks prefer sheep and cattle! LOL

That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers.

obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi Originally Posted by blight782

You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.



NEVER TRUST A FART! LOL

Originally Posted by pyramider

CORN? WHAT CORN?

or

YOU SAY YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK?

That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

well.. pretty simple, she loves the poop odor.

Another pet peeve, skidmarks left on towels or linen even after the guy showers. It's like, you know what? Wash your ass.

Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass !

well, I guess I wanted to hear about boogers stories and the shit seems to win out, I guess if some are having fun with the shit, it is fine with me,,I aignt gonna be the one to rain, (err stain)or put a damper(diaper) on anyones shit parade!,,carry on ..

Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass ! Originally Posted by Gucci

and also if you we're out of toilet rolls, after masturbating,babywipes are useful