get together

TexasGator's Avatar
Gotta give credit though...I have no doubt that getting busted at that social was more fun than a certain birthday party at Hooters...who got my fucking wings? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

I'm sure I'm late to be the 1st to say "Fuck you, Wakeup" today, but if the shoe fits.....

And for the record, it may have been my birthday, but I did NOT plan the party, nor pick the place. But since we're bringing up reminders of that fateful day, perhaps I should mention that young blonde who, beginning that night, became a regular fixture at the now defunct "_ _'s Sports Bar, George Foreman Grill & Modeling Studio." (I didn't mention her name, so technically, I didn't break the rule.")
Wakeup's Avatar
Technicality...you're still dead...
notanewbie's Avatar
are you guys talkin about when wakeup got drunk and fucked Caroline?
TexasGator's Avatar
He told you he was drunk?
dearhunter's Avatar
More like Caroline was drunck and let Wakeup fuck her
notanewbie's Avatar
I am a dyslectic fucktard.
boardman's Avatar
I am a dyslectic fucktard. Originally Posted by notanewbie
And your point is?

are you guys talkin about when wakeup got drunk and fucked Caroline? Originally Posted by notanewbie
This actually brings up an interesting question. When wakeup gets drunck does he become an even bigger and louder asshole(if that's possible) or does he become a more mellowed out asshole?
Wakeup's Avatar
I dare you to ask Caroline if I fucked her...

I'm a mellow drunk...I normally take my bucket, retire to a corner, and throw up my life in peace...



This actually brings up an interesting question. When wakeup gets drunck does he become an even bigger and louder asshole(if that's possible) or does he become a more mellowed out asshole? Originally Posted by boardman
He's more mellow, but already quite mellow so not much change there...I just tend to get my way (more so than usual ) when he's inebriated...
Wakeup's Avatar
You know that you're going to pay for that one dear...
boardman's Avatar
LMMFAO
You know that you're going to pay for that one dear... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Blah blah blah...You get the ass anyways

Now let's keep our domestic to ourselves before we get pointed for thread hijacking...
Wakeup's Avatar
LMMFAO Originally Posted by boardman
You too buddy...

Blah blah blah...You get the ass anyways Originally Posted by Valerie
A wife who gives up the ass...get jealous guys...
Sarunga's Avatar
Actually, feel a bit sorry....it's clear who wears the pants.
I thought in order to be invited you had to have the secret decoder ring. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
Originally Posted by Syncial
ahh there we go