Most Unique request received

Franklin4's Avatar
my other is for a sexy woman to tie me to a bed and tickle me, id like two women to tickle me pink
offshoredrilling's Avatar
fix a flat tire
Gotyour6's Avatar
I set a time up one time and was asked to hang out for 30 more minutes because she double booked.
I set a time up one time and was asked to hang out for 30 more minutes because she double booked. Originally Posted by Gotyour6

I hate to have to escalate it to this level, but from what I've seen you are just one very bitter guy. You booked on a day that I was leaving town, when it's my policy to double book. Now, you can't seem to get over this and make it a point to write mean posts everywhere you can. Had I been on ECCIE then, I would have read your numerous miserable posts and not even arranged a session.
JONBALLS's Avatar
huh,..... I just figured he likes to wait..
Gotyour6's Avatar
Lol,
Not bitter at all.
Just pissed off that it happened.

You see princess (I call you this because you act like one)
I was getting out of the hobby and thought I would run a list. You were on it.
You thought my time wasnt of any concern. It was.

You mention you wanted to be treated with respect, blah blah blah.
Well kitten, I want the same thing.

So the reason why I seem bitter is because you tend to think that you did nothing wrong and it is normal to waste someones time with bullshit.

So you want to go around and around about this take it to PM.

Oh, I was unaware of any policy and I dont remember agreeing to one.
JONBALLS's Avatar

So you want to go around and around about this take it to PM. Originally Posted by Gotyour6
I usually like to see the discussion remain in the open forum.
I believe that its healthy for two individuals, especially when of the opposite sex, although the occsional catfight between two women ....but i digress

anyways, getting back to what i was saying..

i think it is healthier to discuss any problems throughly in the open forum.For the healing process to begin is all..
thank you.. and feel free to carry on in a strickly constructive manner..
Secret Encounters's Avatar
ive kicked a few balls around ..lol [[kickball]].. but never like that ..haha !!! yea def good call on the first 2..


sorry guys u asked n i delivered but yea i was seriously grossed out ..
Frankie Fine's Avatar
oK lol.. u asked for it ....

The weirdest and sickest request is having someone request u keep all the RUBBER duckies after each call and put them in a seperate bag and request to be the last client of the day ... well .. the session seems to be going pretty standard .. basic activities and lots of fun .. but kept wondering why did the guy want me to bag the other condoms and .. well soon to the end of his cummings he asked if i could bring the condoms out and if i could open them {bc they were tied in a knot} and he started to open his mouth and request that i spit in it as i smeared the other gooo all over him.. i said im not touching it but ill spit in ur mouth ... oh yea and kick him in the balls bc while one hand is on his JOHNSON AND THE OTHER IS SMEARING THE GOO ... AND IF I WERE TOO SEE as he is gonna cum i give him a kick .. i literally was grossed out and also lmao .. at the same time ...

sometimes i wonder where these ppl get their ideas from .. and dont get me wrong .. i like freaky, kinky and rough sex but sometimes its just too much ..lol..

well hope i didnt make anyone gag .. eeek


xoxoxo
sweet lexxxi dd's Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

Not gagging, but I feel sick for being a little peeked LOL!! You are one HELL of a provider. My respect !
Perfect Gentleman's Avatar
Omg!! A provider was 30 minutes late for an appointment and you had to wait. I cant count the number of times i've had to cancel or postpone a business meeting. Some days it's slow and others theres not enough time in the day.
Lucky she isn't your doctor. You would wait an hour and then be put in the little room to wait for another half hour.
rooster's Avatar
Just gonna say it once....

STAY ON TOPIC, PLEASE.

Take any "disagreements" to PM or start another thread (not REALLY recommended!).

THANKS!
jyoshi917's Avatar
yeah a furry, that's correct. It's someone who likes to dress up and act as an animal and do the nasty If anyone's familiar with the show "1,000 ways to die", a person was tripping on drugs or something in the desert and was horny and found a group of furries going at it. he tried to get some action, but was rejected, so he tried it with a real bear.... Originally Posted by Monet Violet
LOL I remember that episode!
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Just gonna say it once....

STAY ON TOPIC, PLEASE.

Take any "disagreements" to PM or start another thread (not REALLY recommended!).

THANKS! Originally Posted by rooster69
mmm i rather another thread.
bobmidnight's Avatar
Since we're sharing my ultimate fantasy is to have a provider make me a sandwich after sex.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Any of you gals good at making stones move. Been trying to pass one from 6 am Thursday.