Favorite Movie Quotes

Almost every other line in Full Metal Jacket is quote worthy, some of my favorites

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive. Joker

You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang". Animal mother

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup. 8ball

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle. Hartmen

Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. Joker

Now you might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the... finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life. 8ball

There are a ton more but a few of my favorites are not even politically correct enough to post on a hooker board.lol I am going to watch it for the 200th time now.

1. Doc Holiday to Johnny RIngo, "I'm your huckleberry" (Tombstone)

2. Capt Hadley, "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?" (Shawshank Redemption)

3. Molly Ringwold, “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — (Sixteen Candles)

Huck

How could I have forgotten... Young Frankenstein!

"I am a brilliant surgeon. I could fix that hump" "What hump?"

"Igor, please help with the bags" "OK- you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

"Would you like a roll in the hay? It's fun!"

And the perennial favorite: "What knockers!" "Thank you heir professor."

Young Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein to Inge "Elevate me!"

Inge to Dr. Frankenstein "Now? Right here?"

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1

"A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy!?"

--Blame It On the Bellboy

my grand baby...You get what you get and don''t throw a fit!!!!! scooter

They Live!
I'm here to kick butt and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

UHF
Hey...wait....Do I still get to be the janitor?

I am one more “black gay kid getting punched in the face” away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?


You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.

"Show me the money!"

–Jerry Maguire
(often plagiarized by Ginger Doll )

losers always say theyll do their best. winners go home and fuck the prom queen
Sean Connery..."The Rock"

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

Mae West , Im No Angel