Have you ever....?

Doglegg's Avatar
Ummm, no but never over-nighted in jail.

Church playground, yes. Church foyer, yes.

Beach and sand, yes.

Co-workers, no.

Steps of a post office during parade of national holiday, yes.

Apt complex parking lot, yes, after a long evening of drinking.
Pool table of a bar.
Storage room of a mountain military complex.
Picnic area of Schlitterbahn on a Saturday with everyone around.


Damn that girl was fun. (all of the above) why in the hell did I marry her?

Ever came to squatting over a benjo, watching a lady hanging out her clothes, watching you with a case of the squirts, while trying to remember which apt you were thrown out of that held your clothes AND the 60yr old woman you paid .2 to fuck her in the ass?

No? Never have I. It's either a fantasy or a dream, can't remember which.
Doglegg's Avatar
Ok, didn't mean to be a thread killer, I honestly thought the benjo would be a relatively common experience.

Have you ever had late night sex within an apartment pool while another couple did the same? Late 80's, late night drinking, first SO and I were in the shallow end and the other couple, co-workers of mine, were in the deeper end. Each knew what the others were doing. Made for sly smiles in the classroom the next morning.

Dogg
handyGiraffe's Avatar
Did the late night pool thing in Puerto Vallarta at an all inclusive ....

Did you ever have sex with your best friends Mom...or Dad......and both kept it a secret..?
Not my best friends....but one time I gave a BJ to a boyfriend of mine's dad while I was waiting for him to get back from football practice.

His dad was hot!! (it would've been creepy if he wasn't)


Have you ever made yourself cum driving down the freeway?
(it's hell trying to keep from swerving, lemme tell you!)
Guilty! Driving from Southern California to Sacramento. I was always extremely horny during my younger years. I had a GF in Sacramento that loved to fuck as much as I did. The drive is pretty long and boring, so on my way there, I couldn't help but entertain myself. I always had porn around and I would stroke it while driving and looking at the pictures. Talking about unsafe driving habits and a messy clean up. The second time, I had some Del Taco napkins to clean up the mess.

While camping, have you ever snuck out of the boy's tent just to sneak in for a quicky with your girlfriend in the girl's tent (next to her mom and little sister)?