ECCIE Hooktard Self Reviews: A hooktard who writes a self review for the advertisement, BCD access or pure pleasure of putting one over on the fucktards (you bitches know who you are) should be given lifetime membership status, if they can do it well enought to get 10 fucktards to "like" the review.......ijs. Originally Posted by dearhunterclassic. It's been done before so ante up bishes