AD things that set off your alarm?

pyramider's Avatar
OPEN MINDED??? What the heck does that mean?

SL'S Top 10 Open Mined Questions

1) Hey will you do doubles with me and my duck?
Originally Posted by Still Looking

You got something against ducks?

Still Looking's Avatar
You got something against ducks?

Originally Posted by pyramider
Not at all, why would anyone have a problem with a duck? LOL
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL
Chica Chaser's Avatar

9. I'm fetish friendly.

You can shit on my chest..........and I will put gummies bears and peaches up my anus and slowly feed you treats one by one.

 Originally Posted by gimme_that


OPEN MINDED??? What the heck does that mean?

SL'S Top 10 Open Mined Questions

1) Hey will you do doubles with me and my duck?
2) Can I bring my cheering section?
3) I like choking, till I get the money back, does that work for you?
4) Have you ever tasted poop?
5) Ex-baseball player, can I bring my bat?
6) Ever screwed in a coffin?
7) I'm bring plastic, duct tape, rope and an iguana if that’s OK?
8) Do you do out calls near the Prison?
9) Will your dad be in the room with us?
10) At the end of the session how about we flip double or nothing? Originally Posted by Still Looking


I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL Originally Posted by M A X
MAX. Automatic "NEXT" for me
gimme_that's Avatar
"I'm a squirter!"

I'm gonna piss all over you and your bed.
DallasRain's Avatar
the ones that say they are a cougar----and they are under 30!
Boss302's Avatar
wedding rings....
I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL
Originally Posted by M A X
It's a special language developed for the cheerleaders at Backpage University.
A lady who describes herself as 'upscale' and posts photos of herself obviously taken in the bathroom of a Motel 6.
I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL Originally Posted by M A X
I never understood all that either...
Two I've seen as of lately:

1. Pics are 1000% accurate = they look 10X's better than real life???
2. YMMV (why would you put that on your profile) = what you read in the "bait 'em" reviews, forget 'bout it! NOT happenin' with YOU
How about "hot MILF", and she has never had a kid.
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I have trouble with the coy way some ladies state their limitations, basically just meaning they will not do bbbj.

Something stated along the lines of "I will not engage in any activities that may compromise my health, so please do not ask".

Okay, I won't ask,

. . .but I won't call you either!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
To me this one comes closest of all to truth in advertising. I wouldn't call her either, but would appreciate her not making me waste my time.