Silly man, that is all that is needed to gather any infoRead the reviews & posts that follow . If you don't get it, well I can't help you then
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
Silly man, that is all that is needed to gather any infoRead the reviews & posts that follow . If you don't get it, well I can't help you then
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
That is a lame response. Originally Posted by cramster+1
+1honestly more than i'll admit. i guess i don't like to hurt the chick's feeling, and if they are nice, i find ways to work around whatever physical issues that exist. in my reviews I try to handle it diplomatically. this JumpingJoey does seem kind of flaky/funny, but if that is his valid opinion than he should be able to state it.
Let's face it fellas, how many of you have been dissapointed by the looks but stayed anyway? JumpingJoey gets props and much respect
sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach
Umm... I'm pretty sure that they were 2nd and 3rd'ing the appreciation for the information, not confirming that I may or may not be unattractive. I could be wrong, but as far as I'm aware, I have met none of those first three responders.X 2Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
Ok folks I have viewed the photos and seen the un-blurred pics.X 2
My honest assessment is that Caroline is indeed a very attractive young lady and if that is the lady that Jumping Jack ass met the other day then he is indeed a jack ass because there is no way in hell that I would have left without blowing my whistle.
Case Closed Originally Posted by homer13
Caroline, you say that those are actually your photos. That's fair enough, but I would guess that they've been photo shopped to make you look curvier and more busty than you actually are. You were wearing a sheer, form-fitting cocktail dress. From that, I didn't see a figure that looked like the one in your ad.
I didn't know what you would look like until I saw you. I told you I wasn't interested, and then I left half the fee. I posted my experience so that other guys who are contemplating a $400 session can get the benefit of my impression, for whatever it's worth. I've gladly spent $400 on women I was attracted to. In fact, I had three sessions last week where I spent $700, $500, and $500. In my opinion, you are not in the $400 league. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
The next two stops after today are San Antonio (4 days) and Houston (4 days). Rest assured that hobbyists in those two cities will scrutinize Jumpin Joey's review, and this discussion, thoroughly before committing 4 bens to an hour of play time. The other two 'yes' reviews didn't exactly say she was drop dead gorgeous. I can get a lot of cute girls for 2 bens and less. For 4 bens I'm looking for movie star material. Originally Posted by trynagetlaidLarry The Cable Guy is a movie star, but I sure don't want to see any chick that looks like him in a dress! ijs
Larry The Cable Guy is a movie star, but I sure don't want to see any chick that looks like him in a dress! ijsI thought all his movies flopped outside of Mississippi and Alabama. Not exactly star material in my book...ijs
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Dear Miss Lilly
Darlin - DON'T Let This Silly Man Get Under Your Skin!!!!!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER,
BUT From What I Can See Of Your Photos You ARE A SMOKIN' HOT
Young Lady!!!!! HELL I Would Do Ya!!!!
AND If Homie AND Paven Say That You Are Attractive Then I Am
Going To Have To AGREE With Them!!!!
I Am SOOOOO SORRY That This Has Happened To You, But In
This Business You Have To Take EVERYTHING With A Grain Of Salt!!!!!
And Be Like A Duck, And JUST Let It Roll OFF Your Back!!!!!
AND I PROMISE YOU - The Gentlemen That You Are Wanting
To See Know That This Fella Is FULL OF IT!!!!
I Would Like To Know What This Fella's P411 Handle Is To Avoid Making
The Same Mistake That You Did By Seeing Him!!!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE TO SAY.....THANKS FOR TOFTT!!!!
Unfortunately I Do NOT Work Through PM So If You Wouldn't Mind
E-Mailing Me His Info It Would Be GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!!!
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP, AND JUST CHALK THIS UP TO AN EDUCATING
EXPERIENCE FOR FUTURE ENDEVOURS!!!!!!
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HE IS A FOOL!!!!!!
Lilly
austintatiouslilly@gmail.com
Originally Posted by Austintatious Lilly
Caroline, you say that those are actually your photos. That's fair enough, but I would guess that they've been photo shopped to make you look curvier and more busty than you actually are. You were wearing a sheer, form-fitting cocktail dress. From that, I didn't see a figure that looked like the one in your ad.Maybe you should do a review of the chicks you do find to be attractive and actually stay and see. All your reviews are you paid an amount, insulted the lady and walked out. Until we see some of those the scuttlebutt is your a homo that just likes to insult chicks and then go masturbate in your car.
I didn't know what you would look like until I saw you. I told you I wasn't interested, and then I left half the fee. I posted my experience so that other guys who are contemplating a $400 session can get the benefit of my impression, for whatever it's worth. I've gladly spent $400 on women I was attracted to. In fact, I had three sessions last week where I spent $700, $500, and $500. In my opinion, you are not in the $400 league. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
Dear Miss Lilly+1
I am sure you said something interesting and persuasive up there.
I would like to read your posts.
But there is way too much Pink.
I can only stand to read one or two lines before there is Pink overload in my noggin.
Maybe for one or two liners or for accent. But whew... step away from the Pink mam! Originally Posted by harkontume