What kind of bird are you?

Don't worry, I'm a little bigger down there than a worm. Wait, let me check. Okay, I am bigger. lol I have a feeling I'll need more than cialis. Okay, shopping list: plastic furniture coverings, cialis, sandwich (Tara), massage oil, fudge, something for breakfast.....

What number is drinking squirt? Baby, I can hit the spots. Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser
I think I will need a tag-team wrestling partner for this job, goodness...I can't wait.
oh I meant #23. Sorry. That was typical of how smooth I can be when taking to the ladies. Originally Posted by gitzo
Oh wait gitz, were gonna need to do the #30 first and then the#23.
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Yahoo IM ever?? Originally Posted by Infamous BJ
...???What kind of bird are you
No, No, I don't want a worm! How full is your cialis perscription?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I knew what it was the first time you mentioned it, HAHAHA! Get your ass to Dallas dammit! and bring the cialis! Originally Posted by anova444
This sounds like a good idea. I pic Sweetaimeexoxo, Tara, Elizabeth Whispers, Dallas Rain, Bliss...do I count? I think six is plenty.
...???What kind of bird are you Originally Posted by anova444
I don't know what kind of bird I am... But I really like the Big Breasted Cocksucker....
Analisa I think I may be a Snowball Cock.
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  • 05-17-2010, 08:15 AM
I don't know what kind of bird I am... But I really like the Big Breasted Cocksucker.... Originally Posted by DFWRaven
Well that's the my favorite bird. Maybe you could be the official state bird.
Love the bird analogy. I was in a restaurant with a buddy when a group of super-sexy-fine latinas wandered in. My buddy said: "Check out the flock of Brown Breasted Mattress Thrashers!"
This is a great thread. Thank you all for making me laugh so much. I needed it,oxo
This is a good thread.... and I am enjoying it. Am moving to to Sandbox, as it is not directly hobby related....
This is a good thread.... and I am enjoying it. Am moving to to Sandbox, as it is not directly hobby related.... Originally Posted by PurplePussyEater
...and what kind of bird are you, PPE?
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i would like the early bird special please!!!
Haha! Yes, Brown Breasted Mattress Trashers rock! Let's not forget what lovely tail feathers they have also

Love the bird analogy. I was in a restaurant with a buddy when a group of super-sexy-fine latinas wandered in. My buddy said: "Check out the flock of Brown Breasted Mattress Thrashers!" Originally Posted by Sandman