sure now that you have me all worked up you stop.
And yes its not small its a KING SNAKE!!!!
Berk, round up the other crAzy girls & Let's all go MIDGET RECRUITING!
I believe everyone should have one!!!
I mean, they could be so helpful in so many ways (see following):
"Hey Midget (that would be my midget's name) could you go fetch the remote for me?"
(only when I'm feeling lazy & have a midget around)
"Would you mind riding my dog around the backyard so I can be entertained?"
(only when Im bored & have a midget around)
"Could you please hold my ankles back over my shoulders for me while I'm taking this dick?" OR "Hold my hair back while I'm giving this killer bj?"
(Duh....that's what a good midget helper would do!)
"Hey Midget, would you mind licking this for me since YOU ARE the perfect height & you're DOWN THERE ANYWAYS!"
(only when I'm horny & have a midget around)
.....Gawd, I will stop here before I get too excited.... Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess