A polite reminder to the guys of things that should be perfectly obvious

and don't forget to take care of any hangnails, too. the ladies don't like them. Originally Posted by aznlvr11

I'm in so much with you right now

I vote this thread should become a "sticky". It is very beneficial, so that newbies and veterans who didn't know any better, now do. Why is this beneficial? So that the fem I may be seeing isn't in a "pissed-off" mood because of some guy who just didn't know any better. Now you do! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Good idea, though it seems many would prefer to remain oblivious...

I vote for a sticky. Too many fucktards showing up with a funky sack makes my hookers grumpy. If you got butt-hurt when you read this, its because you suck as a client and need to fix yourself.

I vote for a sticky. Too many fucktards showing up with a funky sack makes my hookers grumpy. If you got butt-hurt when you read this, its because you suck as a client and need to fix yourself. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Sold! Sticky..... STUCK!

Stop making Ender's hookers grumpy!


JaD

If you got butt-hurt when you read this, its because you suck as a client and need to fix yourself. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

WORD

I just love it when some cheap whore tells me how to act. She REALLY thinks she is something more than a CHEAP WHORE. Where do they get these ideas - their mothers? Originally Posted by rp

Dude...Is that reeeally necessary? Just write "I have a small penis" and be done with it.

I take a shower regardless.

Keep the boys clean.

Pedicures and manicures occasionally...Yes I do so FUCK OFF!

And you wouldn't complain if a lady or two sucked your toes and fingers....when it's not on the menu.

Dude...Is that reeeally necessary? Just write "I have a small penis" and be done with it.

I take a shower regardless.

Keep the boys clean.

Pedicures and manicures occasionally...Yes I do so FUCK OFF!

And you wouldn't complain if a lady or two sucked your toes and fingers....when it's not on the menu. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

If only they were all like this

Good call

11.- Shag the shit out of me- None of this making love, soft core bullshit. Fuck me like the naughty whore I am Originally Posted by Valerie

+1..........Can never go wrong doing it that way.........LOL

If you want to get the shit shagged out of you like the naughty whore you are then let me tap that pregnant ass!!!

If you want to get the shit shagged out of you like the naughty whore you are then let me tap that pregnant ass!!! Originally Posted by Connors.petyr

I hate to go 1980's on you but that was "WHACK"!

If you want to get the shit shagged out of you like the naughty whore you are then let me tap that pregnant ass!!! Originally Posted by Connors.petyr

^^ WRONG-UN!

So an experience earlier today has inspired this one...

12). When you're going down on a lady, don't drool and slobber all over it like a fucking spastic.

That is all...

Kinda like eating a watermelon?

Kinda like eating a watermelon? Originally Posted by fishingtwo

Haha... That's actually a great way of putting it!